As BYU ground out a 27-20 win of UTSA, the lack of fans in the stadium was a welcome circumstance. BYU entered the game as 34 point favorites of the Roadrunners, but could only manage a 7 point win after sloppy play in all phases of the game. “Yeah, it wasn’t the best game we’ve ever played,” said BYU Coach Kalani Sitake. “I’m glad our … Continue reading BYU Grateful No Fans Present For Ugly Win Over UTSA
When Utah County saw a spike in COVID-19 cases, true BYU fans were worried about one thing. How would they attend football games? Thanks to some ingenuity on the part of the college, fans were given the opportunity to “pack the seats” via lifesize cardboard cutouts. Local man Stryker Johnson, who hasn’t done anything social outside of his apartment in over 4 months, was the … Continue reading Local Man’s Cardboard Cut-out Currently Has a Better Social Life Than Him
While many Cougar fans were excited to watch BYU take on Troy on Saturday night, a pre-game announcement from BYU AD Tom Holmoe dampened their enthusiasm. “The game between BYU and Troy University has been cancelled. It turns out we had a bit of a mix-up with our scheduling this week. We’re actually going to be playing this guy from Fresno named Troy.” said Holmoe. … Continue reading Due to Miscommunication BYU to Play Game Against a Guy Named Troy
With the NFL resuming play this past week, the Jacobson family of Pleasant Grove rekindled their argument over whether or not it is okay to watch football on Sundays. This debate has ravaged the family for over a decade. Every year Steve tries to turn on the TV and each time Sandy has told him to turn it off. She has turned her head away … Continue reading Family Reignites Argument Over Whether It’s Okay to Watch Football on Sunday
After several days of heated deliberation, officials in Washington have decided to replace the United States Navy with the BYU football team. This comes on the heels of the 55-3 drubbing BYU dished out on national television on Monday. When asked, Grand Admiral Kevin Worthen seemed optimistic about this development saying ” This is a great opportunity for BYU to expand our control beyond Utah … Continue reading BYU to Take Custody of Nation’s Aircraft Carriers, Battleships
