BYU-Contracted Housing Now Requires One Priesthood Holder In Each Household
Have you ever been sitting in your home and wished you felt a little more secure? While this is a relatable feeling for many young adults, it’s a common reality for single women at BYU. Many long for the protective power that a priesthood holder would bring to the apartment, but are denied this blessing due to their gender. This fall, policies have changed to … Continue reading BYU-Contracted Housing Now Requires One Priesthood Holder In Each Household
BREAKING: Cosmo the Cougar Elected Pope Cosmus II
Late on Thursday afternoon, blue smoke billowed from the chimney vent above the Vatican, breaking with centuries of the traditional black-or-white coloring. The crowds eagerly waiting in St. Peter’s Square were unsure how to react: some erupted in cheers, some broke down in tears, and many just scratched their heads in pure confusion. Onlookers around the Sistine Chapel waited on tenterhooks to see what this … Continue reading BREAKING: Cosmo the Cougar Elected Pope Cosmus II
BREAKING: Helaman Halls Literacy Rates Reach Record High of 25%
In the spirit of Reading Day, a handful of Helaman Halls residents have finally overcome their bibliophobia and learned to read and write. “I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am,” said Reed A. Booke, the 25th percent, unprompted. The fact remains that the majority of Helaman residents will not be participating in the campus-wide holiday. “That’s what the … Continue reading BREAKING: Helaman Halls Literacy Rates Reach Record High of 25%
BYU Film Announces David O. McKay Monkey Biopic
December of last year saw the release of of Better Man, a biopic of English singer-songwriter Robbie Williams in which he is portrayed as a computer-generated chimpanzee. Spurred on by the critical success of that film, BYU’s film department has announced its intentions to give the same treatment to the Church’s ninth prophet. Holy Man: The David O. MonKay Story, due for release this September, … Continue reading BYU Film Announces David O. McKay Monkey Biopic
Shocking! Gym Bro Disappointed When Thigh-Revealing Shorts Don’t Attract a Girlfriend.
Chad accepts the hard fact that girls don’t actually want to see him in 5” shorts. As spring has sprung, the occurrences of men in short shorts have multiplied exponentially. Focused on showing off their gains from their “winter arcs,” gym bros across the Provo area have opted for shorter styles. However, this new style hasn’t gotten the results that Chad, a local Vasa bro, … Continue reading Shocking! Gym Bro Disappointed When Thigh-Revealing Shorts Don’t Attract a Girlfriend.
