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Chiefs Coach Caught Devouring “Graham Canyon” Ice Cream Following Super Bowl Loss

Last year, Kansas City Chiefs head coach and BYU Alumni Andy Reid made headlines when he set his priorities straight immediately following his first super bowl victory, “I’m gonna go get the biggest cheeseburger you’ve ever seen…The biggest one, might be a double.” He promised to continue his tradition of a celebratory cheeseburger if the Chiefs were able to repeat as Super Bowl Champions saying, … Continue reading Chiefs Coach Caught Devouring “Graham Canyon” Ice Cream Following Super Bowl Loss

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, Sports

BYU Golf Team, Devastated by Governor Herbert Cancelling Their Season, Crowd into Rockwell to “Drown Sorrows in Ice Cream”

Following Governor Herbert’s State of Emergency announcement, the BYU golf team was forced to suspend practices, and cancel all future meets.  Bret Emerson, a member of the team, said the announcement caught him and his teammates off guard. “Just a few weeks ago, we’re all having a great time at a Halloween party, and suddenly there’s a state of emergency?”  Emerson said he’s “not one … Continue reading BYU Golf Team, Devastated by Governor Herbert Cancelling Their Season, Crowd into Rockwell to “Drown Sorrows in Ice Cream”

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Amidst a slow week, BYU vs. Boise State definitely the biggest event

America seems to be in a bit of a dry spell when it comes to news. Not much has happened all week and reporters (ours especially) are becoming antsier by the day. They have been searching for new stories and coming up dry. It is highly implausible to have no news, but the country is shocked at the complete lack of it. However, tonight we … Continue reading Amidst a slow week, BYU vs. Boise State definitely the biggest event

Cameron Frye
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BYU Students Vote Biden to Make Sure Provo Is Blue on Map, Not Red

After the votes had all been tallied, several precincts in Provo reported that, for the first time in over three thousand years, BYU students had chosen a Democrat, Joe Biden, as their preferred option for President of the United States. Some Utah Democrats were happy to see this as a sign of things to come in the state while others had a different interpretation of … Continue reading BYU Students Vote Biden to Make Sure Provo Is Blue on Map, Not Red

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“Give Me 20 More!” Yells Ryan Smith as Jazz Players Furiously Fill Out Surveys

After buying the Utah Jazz for $1.6 billion earlier this week, Qualtrics co-founder Ryan Smith finally showed up to his first practice as owner. The billionaire tech CEO reportedly stepped on the court with an entirely new set of drills in hand. “You want this team to have any chance of a successful IPO, you sit down and listen to me!” shouted a frazzle-haired Smith … Continue reading “Give Me 20 More!” Yells Ryan Smith as Jazz Players Furiously Fill Out Surveys

Warren Dusenberry