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Shocking! Gym Bro Disappointed When Thigh-Revealing Shorts Don’t Attract a Girlfriend.

Chad accepts the hard fact that girls don’t actually want to see him in 5” shorts.  As spring has sprung, the occurrences of men in short shorts have multiplied exponentially. Focused on showing off their gains from their “winter arcs,” gym bros across the Provo area have opted for shorter styles.  However, this new style hasn’t gotten the results that Chad, a local Vasa bro, … Continue reading Shocking! Gym Bro Disappointed When Thigh-Revealing Shorts Don’t Attract a Girlfriend.

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Vivint Sales Bro Takes Note of Looted Businesses to Approach Next Summer

Colby Doland may have had his riveting summer of selling security systems and working out ruined by COVID-19, but he’s already set on “making bank” in 2021. Following a devastating week of protests across the nation, Colby has begun compiling a list of all businesses that have been looted or damaged in any way. He plans on approaching each and every one with his well-rehearsed … Continue reading Vivint Sales Bro Takes Note of Looted Businesses to Approach Next Summer

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