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Worthens to Deliver Cookies to Every BYU Student Around the Country

Seeking to cheer up the BYU student body, Kevin and Peggy Worthen are spending the rest of their summer on a quest to deliver cookies to every BYU student in the country.  According to sources, the Worthens recently acquired a Winnebago and over 3,000 pounds of chocolate chips. “We can’t fix everything for all these kids, but we think it would be nice to check … Continue reading Worthens to Deliver Cookies to Every BYU Student Around the Country

Donald Cherry
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BYU Delays Fall Registration To Give Students, Faculty More Time To Binge Avatar: The Last Airbender

An email sent to all BYU students on Monday announced the delay of registration for fall semester classes. The email stated that, since the hit show “Avatar: The Last Airbender” had been recently added to Netflix, no one should be focusing on important things right now. According to University Communications Chair Robert G. Zuko, President Worthen is a big fan of the series, and considers … Continue reading BYU Delays Fall Registration To Give Students, Faculty More Time To Binge Avatar: The Last Airbender

Liz Lemon
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President Worthen Mows Lawn for 4th Time This Week

With the virtual Spring term well underway and nothing to do but look out his window, sources confirm that President Kevin J. Worthen has become fixated on the state of his lawn. Neighbors have spotted him combing bushes with a hairbrush and report that he is at this very moment getting out the lawnmower to go over his front yard for the fourth time this … Continue reading President Worthen Mows Lawn for 4th Time This Week

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