College can be expensive and balancing classes with work can be hard, which is why it’s important to get a good job. Check out these Alternate Universe recommendations to get ahead in the job search. 5: Emotional Support for the PR Team Why deal with your own stress when you can help students work through the mental breakdowns that come from trying to prove that … Continue reading Top 5 Student Jobs
After losing the important game of his career, Burrow only can blame one person: himself. The Bengals lost a close, hard-fought game this Sunday. On the sidelines, word got out that Joe Burrow had not paid his tithing that month. The Alternate Universe received an exclusive interview with Burrow because we’re just cool like that. “I can only blame myself at this point,” Joe Burrow … Continue reading Joe Burrow loses Super Bowl after not paying tithing
As Super Bowl Sunday is upon us once again, we can finally enjoy the culmination of years training from athletes who are, and will always be, better than you. But on this year’s Super Bowl Sunday, you can look forward to a visit from people who are not, and will never be, better than you: your ministers. The Church has noticed a strange trend in … Continue reading Ministering Rates Mysteriously Increase on Super Bowl Sunday
As efforts increase to prevent the spread of Coronavirus, BYU’s Cannon Center has taken a revolutionary approach to social distancing and public safety with the installation of a real cannon. Imported from England, the cannon will be loaded with food and fired at the hungry students. Kate Anderson, head manager of the Cannon Center, described the process of this new decision to The Alternate Universe … Continue reading Cannon Center to Install Actual Cannon
Today, a letter from the First Presidency announced a trilogy of movies that will focus on the Sabbath. The letter was read over pulpits around the world to much confusion. The first film, The Fast and the Testimony, will explain the meanings behind both fasting and bearing testimony. The final act of the movie will actually feature an entire fast and testimony meeting of a small … Continue reading Church announces new film trilogy about keeping the Sabbath holy
