Student finally realizes we live in a simulation after “sus” NPC activity on campus

Keanu Jermichaelson, a senior at BYU majoring in Ancient Scripture, finally came to terms with his futile existence. As we are all well aware, we live in a simulation created by our technological overlords Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos. But surprisingly, there are only a select few remaining who have not accepted this. Jermichaelson was one of them. “I just started to notice that things … Continue reading Student finally realizes we live in a simulation after “sus” NPC activity on campus

Mutual Announces Partnership with Scooter Company

As gas prices rise and Provo students continue to “Spring Ahead” into dating, Mutual, a popular dating app, announced a partnership with LINK Scooters to provide the ultimate new transportation for new love birds. Aaron Allred and Mark Springer, the CEOs of Mutual and LINK respectively, released a joint statement early on Tuesday morning detailing the new development. “We know that the urge to date … Continue reading Mutual Announces Partnership with Scooter Company

Five Tips For Dating Your TA

We all know that feeling- you walk into a lab or recitation, and that’s when your eyes meet. The most attractive student you’ve ever seen at BYU. Maybe a year or two older, they look like they’ve got their life together and they check all the boxes. That is, until they stand up and start teaching the class. Are you allowed to ask out your … Continue reading Five Tips For Dating Your TA