Tag: Featured

Campus, Featured, News

Student Finally Finds Parking On Campus After a Grueling 8-Month Long Search

As all current and former BYU students know, parking spots on campus are as hard to come by as a non-thirsty returned missionary. Due to the limited parking spots on campus, some students complain how they have missed classes desperately looking for a place to park. But once you hear this story, you’ll never complain again… “My parents were kind enough to give me my … Continue reading Student Finally Finds Parking On Campus After a Grueling 8-Month Long Search

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, Featured, News

BREAKING: Existence of Spring/Summer YSA Bishopric Storage Unit Confirmed

As most BYU students return home for the spring and summer terms, the need for student YSA wards decreases dramatically. Because of this, many wards on campus don’t meet all the summer and then return in the fall. This merits the question: What happens to all the Bishoprics of these wards? There has long been rumors of the spring/summer YSA bishopric storage, a long, dark, … Continue reading BREAKING: Existence of Spring/Summer YSA Bishopric Storage Unit Confirmed

Carmen Sandeigo
News

Learning Suites? Marriott Family to Purchase Learning Suite

Following the bold steps of Elon Musk, the influential Marriott family has made a promising offer to buy and run Learning Suite. According to our inside source, the offer has been accepted and is in the final process of being signed and approved. What can we expect from this change in ownership? “We’re completely rebranding the website. Its new name will be Learning Suites and … Continue reading Learning Suites? Marriott Family to Purchase Learning Suite

Sister Michael
Life

Eight Things to Do with Your Free Time Now that Classes are Over

As winter semester wraps up, students not taking spring classes are left with a lot more free time. Here are eight things you should do this spring/summer before life gets crazy again in the fall. Hike the Y! – Don’t forget to bring some raw meat to sacrifice to the dragon that protects Y mountain from protests! Get Mutual – All the cool kids are … Continue reading Eight Things to Do with Your Free Time Now that Classes are Over

Carmen Sandeigo
Featured, General Conference, Uncategorized

Church Offers New Internships for Prospective Apostles

Often times when an AP returns home from their mission, they feel helpless and without purpose. Without other people to boss around all-day, these fallen brothers tend to resort to summer sales or other business internships to scratch that itch. In a recent turn of events, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints has provided a way out for these lost souls. Starting this … Continue reading Church Offers New Internships for Prospective Apostles

Bobby Zimmeruski