Adam and Eve We have to start with the OGs. These two didn’t know anything (literally), but they knew that they were supposed to be together from the moment they saw each other. Isaac and Rebekah It played out like a modern-day romcom, because the first time these two lovebirds saw each other, Rebekah jumped off her camel and asked her bestie about the … Continue reading Top Meet-Cutes in the Scriptures
That’s right–it feels like summer just ended, but fall is already here! Luckily, we came prepared. Here are some classic fall activities that will have you hooting and, heck, maybe even hollering. Touch Grass Get there while you still can! As we know, it doesn’t take long after the autumn equinox for all the grass to evaporate, so make sure you get your dose of … Continue reading It’s That Time Again! Fun Ways to Celebrate the Start of Fall
Campus life can seem scary at first, but with these words of rizzdom, you’ll have no problem gaining all the aura you need and more. Go forth to serve. You’re not in Ohio anymore. If you wanna be the Young Sigma, you have to be constantly mogging everyone else in the room. Any day could be the day that Livvy Dunne shows up to campus, … Continue reading Erm, What the Brighma!? Five Things You’ve Gyatt to Know for Freshman Year at BYU
It is perhaps the most enduring ritual of a Provo YSA ward. Classes are settled in. Hefty callings are inflicted. Then comes the primping, the preening, the peacocking. After all, it is the weekly chance to see your fellow ward members trying to look their best. For years, BYU students have been turning Sundays into runways. Reader, it is a doozy this semester. This morning, … Continue reading Runway Sunday Strikes Again
In a shocking turn of events this week, a BYU student tragically perished after spending the last money he had on a starving student card that was sold to him in the BYU Bookstore. Sources report that the student, Gerry Hun, 20, of Orem, was on his way to buy some food to satiate his hunger when he was set upon by aggressive card salesmen. … Continue reading Student Devours Starving Student Card, Still Starves
