Tag: Featured

Campus, News

MARB Steam Revealed to Be From Underground Sweat Shop

What is that mysterious steam coming from the Marb basement? It’s always there, and countless students hold their breath while passing to prevent whatever it is from entering their airways. Fed up with not knowing, our investigative journalists (including myself) took a look at what is underneath, and the results may shock you. The first thing we saw as we entered the room were aisles … Continue reading MARB Steam Revealed to Be From Underground Sweat Shop

Renesmee
Campus, Life

BYU Halloween 2022 Costume Awards

This year thousands of BYU students worked hard to dress up for Halloween. They wore these elaborate costumes to classes of all kinds. The Alternate Universe has once again awarded the best costumes across many categories. Most controversial: Sandy Cheeseman as “Young Galadriel”   Most original: Patrick Mendy and Mandy Patrick as “Jim and Pam”   Most vengeful: Stan McChristensen-McMichael as “Battinson”   Most likely to … Continue reading BYU Halloween 2022 Costume Awards

Cameron Frye
Campus, Life

BYU Freshman Tries Mint Brownie, Dubs It “Too Spicy”

Instagram blurbs: “I took one bite of the brownie, and next thing I know, my mouth is on fire… I thought I was going to return to Kolob right then and there” -Dallin Smith, Caucasian Instagram blurbs: “This is truly one of the most pathetic things I have ever seen” – BYU EMT, quitting soon Dallin Smith was excited to come to BYU for his … Continue reading BYU Freshman Tries Mint Brownie, Dubs It “Too Spicy”

Cody Maverick
Campus, Featured, Uncategorized

BYU’s Vocal Point Disbands Due to Mandatory Military Service

As news broke that the members of the boy-band BTS had been called to serve in their country’s military, millions of quirky white girls were devastated. You can only imagine the outrage when they heard that 69-time Grammy Winning Group, BYU Vocal Point, was the next to fall. “I ripped down the American flag hanging outside my parents’ third house,” Renzie Wood snapchatted The Alternate … Continue reading BYU’s Vocal Point Disbands Due to Mandatory Military Service

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, Featured

Midnight Madness Moved to 9pm Because “The Holy Ghost Goes to Bed at Midnight”

Instagram quote: “BYU……BYU…it’s for us…..for U. BYlovesU” – Cougarette slam poetry performance Midnight Madness is a staple of BYU’s Homecoming Week. For years, this famous event has been held around midnight, hence the name. However, after a petition from students that refused to attend the event because “it’s held past the Holy Ghost’s bedtime”, it was decided Midnight Madness would be held at 9pm this … Continue reading Midnight Madness Moved to 9pm Because “The Holy Ghost Goes to Bed at Midnight”

Cody Maverick