It was announced today that Cosmo the Cougar will begin teaching classes at the Provo Recreation Center this month. Konnie McCaren, director of the Rec Center said that, “The negotiations were very drawn out, but we finally met his demands because the opportunity was too good to pass up. Cosmo will bring the exact energy we love here at the Rec Center.” The Rec Center … Continue reading Cosmo the Cougar to Start Teaching Classes at Provo Rec Center

Everyone loves hearing the youth sing the FSY medley. But this year, their song might be one not of praise, but of carnage. Janice Censordoll, a Provo Relief Society President, has found shocking pro-cannibalism messages hidden in this year’s FSY album.  It all started while Censordoll was playing the new FSY album on her turntable. “I buy all church music on vinyl,” she said, “I … Continue reading Hidden Pro-Cannibalism Message Found by Playing FSY Album Backwards

The unique culture of Provo Utah seems especially accentuated in the various hot tubs around the city. Our tub team at the Alternate Universe conducted extensive research to properly the top 5 hot tubs Provo has to offer. 5. Glenwood From high schoolers to super seniors, the Glenwood hot tub delivers an iconic blend of personalities that are sure to remind you why Provo is … Continue reading Top Five Hot Tubs in Provo