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New Study Links Creamery Products to Male Pattern Baldness

The epidemic of male pattern baldness at Brigham Young University is truly frightening. Every two minutes, a balding returned missionary asks out an unsuspecting freshman girl. Now, groundbreaking research from the Developmental Biology Department of Research at the University of Utah has discovered a connection between the onset of male pattern baldness and the amount of BYU Creamery products consumed, offering new information about the … Continue reading New Study Links Creamery Products to Male Pattern Baldness

Kayteigh Leigh
Featured, Life, News

LDS Tools Reveals New $8 Verification Subscription Service

Following in fellow billionaire Elon Musk’s footsteps, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints decided to implement their own spin on Twitter’s new verification service: subscription-based verification on the popular app, LDS Tools. $8/month provides members with services such as filters and airbrushing options on their photos, date discounts every time a number is copied and texted from the app, and of course a … Continue reading LDS Tools Reveals New $8 Verification Subscription Service

Cody Maverick
Featured, Life, News

Batman Retires After Learning From Missionaries that He Can See His Parents Again

When Elder John Bennett and Elder Ethan Howe were abducted by the Riddler, they weren’t worried. They had seen The Saratov Approach and knew that only good things happened to kidnapped missionaries. Like the good Mormon boys they were, they kneeled down and prayed for a miracle. The miracle they received wasn’t what they expected. Not an angel of heaven, but a Dark Knight. The … Continue reading Batman Retires After Learning From Missionaries that He Can See His Parents Again

Macho Man Randy Savage
Campus, Featured, Uncategorized

“Thank Gosh-Darn It’s Sunday” Restaurant Opens at Cougareat, Only Open on Sunday

“Thank Gosh-Darn it’s Sunday.” That’s for sure. In a surprising turn of events, BYU announced a new edition to the four-star Michelin-rated Cougareat: “Thank Gosh-Darn it’s Sunday”. This spin-off of the somehow still-in-business “Thank G– It’s Friday” or TGI Friday’s, is set to open next month. TGIS will be the first restaurant of its kind and the seventh installment of the TGIF brand. Current locations … Continue reading “Thank Gosh-Darn It’s Sunday” Restaurant Opens at Cougareat, Only Open on Sunday

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus

Arts Students Chain Selves to HFAC to Protest Demolition

The Harris Fine Arts Center, commonly known as the HFAC, is slated for demolition in the face of plans for a new arts building. Despite the myriad advantages to the new arts building, and the inarguable faults of the HFAC, some arts students are not ready to let the HFAC go. These arts students have chained themselves to the front entrance, sides, and roof of … Continue reading Arts Students Chain Selves to HFAC to Protest Demolition

Kayteigh Leigh