Tag: Featured

Campus, Life

Forbidden Love: Fedora Guy and Quirky Beret Girl Finally Settle For Each Other

As the smell of love begins to permeate the air this February, some students finally decided they are ready to settle down. This time of year makes people do crazy things for the chance at love. Your roommate might finally text the ward chorister who stares 0.5 seconds longer at him every Sunday. You might finally muster the courage to ask out your TA that … Continue reading Forbidden Love: Fedora Guy and Quirky Beret Girl Finally Settle For Each Other

Bobby Zimmeruski
Featured, News, Uncategorized

David Archuleta Releases New Tell-All Autobiography ‘Crushed’

Following the success of Prince Harry’s Spare, David Archuleta has also decided to tell the tale of his personal exodus in a new 416-page autobiography selling for a retail price of $38. The 32-year-old self-reportedly “took a step back from” the LDS church in early November of last year. Since, he has spoken out about this decision and his experiences since going his own way. What … Continue reading David Archuleta Releases New Tell-All Autobiography ‘Crushed’

Lisa Simpson
Campus, Life

Cosmo Ends Racism With Dunk of the Century

In order to kickoff Black History Month, Cosmo Cougar and BYU Athletics wanted to celebrate in the only way they know how to do anything—with a giant stunt. Cosmo completed a dunk that rivaled the sheer power of all his previous dunks combined. The stunt was performed as part of a special, surprise “devotional” this morning. After the opening hymn, “Free Bird,” and prayer, Cosmo … Continue reading Cosmo Ends Racism With Dunk of the Century

Cameron Frye
Life

George Santos Claims Extend to Pioneer Heritage and More

Over the last few weeks, US House representative George Santos has had many details of his life revealed to be untrue. In addition to claiming Jewish ancestry and working at Goldman-Sachs, he has doubled down. Santos is now claiming multiple pioneer heritages and other LDS-related aspects of his life. According to Santos, he had ancestors who survived the Mormon Trail as part of the Martin … Continue reading George Santos Claims Extend to Pioneer Heritage and More

Cameron Frye
Featured, Sports, Uncategorized

Where Are Some of BYU’s Most Famous Athletes Now?

When people think of BYU, they often think of academic excellence, soberness, religion, and just a sprinkle of polygamy. Due to the recent success of many athletes who have come out of BYU, our religious institution is slowly becoming known as an athletic powerhouse. Who else produces the sheer amount of skinny white guys who can run for long distances like us, huh? As a … Continue reading Where Are Some of BYU’s Most Famous Athletes Now?

Bobby Zimmeruski