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Featured, Life, News

Amidst Inflation Crisis, Finger of the Lord Turns Stones to Eggs

It’s no secret that America is facing a heartbreaking egg shortage right now. Stores are buckling under the pressure of trying to sell eggs they don’t have. Roommates grapple with contention as eggs are stolen from their prized cartons. Vegetarians waste away, unable to consume their singular source of protein. Anguished by these events, a faithful son of God by the name of The Brother … Continue reading Amidst Inflation Crisis, Finger of the Lord Turns Stones to Eggs

Kayteigh Leigh
Featured, News, Provo, Uncategorized

Single FHE Mom Wins Heated Custody Battle

After two whole semesters of no child support from their deadbeat dad, single FHE mom Tiffaneigh Leigh of Provo YSA 12345th ward took legal action and was granted full custody of her 15 adult children. While Tiffaneigh herself would report that the court ruling was sweet, anyone who was involved in this case can attest that the litigation was sour. “Having to get up on … Continue reading Single FHE Mom Wins Heated Custody Battle

Lisa Simpson
Campus

WILK Chick-Fil-A Kiosk Wins Student Employee of the Year

America is a beautiful place. In this country, you can order shower curtains with your dog’s face on them. People are inserting microchips into their brains. The government is watching us at all times as we willingly teach social media apps how to manipulate us. Some say that technological advancements have done too far. But I would guarantee that these people have never ordered homophobic … Continue reading WILK Chick-Fil-A Kiosk Wins Student Employee of the Year

Bobby Zimmeruski
Life

Puss in Boots 2 Disappoints, Makes No Mention of Christ or His Gospel

On this episode of Movies With Macho Man, Macho Man gives his insights into the new DreamWorks animated film, Puss in Boots: The Last Wish. This weekend, I was able to watch Puss in Boots 2, and frankly was disappointed by what I saw. I obviously wasn’t keen on Puss’s nudity, nor his aggressive and violent nature. However, the themes and motifs of this film were … Continue reading Puss in Boots 2 Disappoints, Makes No Mention of Christ or His Gospel

Macho Man Randy Savage
Campus, Featured, Life, News, Provo

BYU Honors Black History Month By Giving Black Students Their Very Own Luxury Bathroom In the MARB Basement

Across the nation, the public school system and universities have been honoring Black History Month this February in varying ways. Some schools choose to honor African-American icons from history, some schools spend the month highlighting Black history, and some schools construct a separate bathroom for their Black students. That is, one school constructed a separate bathroom for their Black students. This February, Brigham Young University … Continue reading BYU Honors Black History Month By Giving Black Students Their Very Own Luxury Bathroom In the MARB Basement

Kayteigh Leigh