In this ever-changing world, members often look for stricter guidelines on how to live their life. This conference, the Quorum of the Twelve and the First Presidency delivered. Here are five new sins to avoid in your Christ-centered life. Excessively large jewelry – Earrings must have a diameter below 2 inches and a total surface area below 5 square inches. Necklaces must have a chain … Continue reading New Sins Announced in General Conference
Hey all you freshman with misplaced horniness, listen up. It’s about time we had the talk. When two people like each other very much – they decide to date each other. Inside of just kissing each other at the Duck Pond late at night and ignoring each other throughout the day, two mature people eventually like each other enough to put labels on their relationship. … Continue reading Church Announces New Second-Hour Option for Boyfriends Who Go To Their Girlfriend’s Ward
Weather experts and politicians have been warning Utahns about the nearly 200% snowpack this year. Emergency preparation has already begun for the soon-to-come street floods. However, it turns out that water isn’t the only thing coming out of the melting snow. Thanks to one brave hiker on the Y Mountain, we now know of the location of the Golden Plates. Barry McBussentyre claims he was … Continue reading Golden Plates Found In Melting Utah Snowpack
Picture this. You give birth. Cool, right? Then you spend the next 18 years of your existence fighting through blood, sweat, and tears to make sure the little fart doesn’t die. Once you get through all of that with the little guy hating your guts, he leaves for 2 years to go preach the gospel in another language. Sounds a like a deal you’d sign … Continue reading Church Announces New “Mother and Son” Missions to Begin in 2024
‘White Men Can’t Jump’ had a historic run through the BYU intramural basketball scene as they blazed through their competition to secure the title. Boasting an average win differential of 45 points and going undefeated, many players on the team believed they were good enough to make it to the dance. Players such as Jammer Fred-Debt, Jack Emerson, Braydon Davies, Alex Barviolin, and CJ Haws … Continue reading BYU Intramural Basketball Champions, ‘White Men Can’t Jump’, Narrowly Misses Out on NCAA Tournament, Settles for the NIT
