Cosmo Gets Baptized

Cosmo Cougar officially joined the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints this weekend. Some readers may be surprised to find out that Cosmo was not already a member, but Cosmo had never indicated either way. If not previously a member, how did Cosmo Cougar become the mascot for the Church-owned school? Cosmo has a brother, Carlo, who joined the Church and attended BYU. Cosmo … Continue reading Cosmo Gets Baptized

Wymount Terrace Revealed to be Thriving Swinger Community

“Everyone knows the Law of Chastity doesn’t apply anymore once you get married!” said Bambeigh Kymbul as she told her friend Jariqua about what she and her husband had been up to. Bambeigh thought that Jariqua might be interested in participating in a swing session with her and her husband.  Bambeigh was unfortunately mistaken. Following that conversation, Jariqua immediately reported Bambeigh and her husband Matayeaux … Continue reading Wymount Terrace Revealed to be Thriving Swinger Community

15 Amazing Gap Year Experiences

Congratulations, class of 2023! Some of you will go on to do great things, and others of you will take a break before doing so. Here at the Alternate Universe, we compiled a list of 15 enriching experiences to boost your resume before applying to graduate or professional school. Work at Gap. Make it clear that your situation is temporary by having the word “Gap” … Continue reading 15 Amazing Gap Year Experiences

Breakup Rumors Confirmed as Taylor Swift is Spotted on Mutual

Taylor Swift has it all. She’s currently touring the United States and making millions singing to her ever-devoted Swifties, while continuing to write heartbreaking bangers for women everywhere, of all ages. However, while she seems to have it all, she is missing one thing: an eternal partner.  Rumors hit the internet that Taylor Swift and her long-term boyfriend Joe Alwyn had split a few weeks … Continue reading Breakup Rumors Confirmed as Taylor Swift is Spotted on Mutual

BYU Student Prepares for Possible Flooding by Building Ark

With the record amount of snowfall along the Wasatch Front, the possibility for flooding is dramatically higher this spring. Residents and local governments are preparing in multiple ways. One sophomore at BYU is taking a very unique approach. Noel McArkin felt compelled to construct an ark to keep himself safe from harm. “I’ve never seen this much snow during my 22 years (minus two obviously … Continue reading BYU Student Prepares for Possible Flooding by Building Ark