BYU Student with Too Much Self-Tanner Reports ‘Experiencing Racism’

A Brigham Young University (BYU) student has ignited a fiery debate on campus after boldly speaking out against racism following a self-tanning mishap. Unyielding in their conviction, Brighmah Kimball refuses to be silenced despite the unconventional circumstances surrounding her ordeal. The incident unfolded when Brighmah, driven by a desire for a radiant summer tan, decided to experiment with copious amounts of self-tanner. Little did she … Continue reading BYU Student with Too Much Self-Tanner Reports ‘Experiencing Racism’

Michael Bay Directs New Mormon Message Starring Mark Wahlberg

In order to reach a new demographic, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints hired Michel Bay to direct a new Mormon Message. They’re not actually called Mormon Messages anymore, but did you actually know that? The inspirational video is set to star Mark Wahlberg, a Catholic, saving a Mormon, played by Kirby Heyborne, from a burning building during a robot invasion while an … Continue reading Michael Bay Directs New Mormon Message Starring Mark Wahlberg

Miracle! Provo Bro Asks Date Question About Herself

Over mocktails at The Wash, finance major Orrin Young asked his Mutual date, Loureynn Allred, about the color of her toothbrush. “This is a major breakthrough,” says Allred, age 17 (and a half). “Orrin’s been talking about his time working in the mission office in Chile for three hours, and now I get the chance to share about myself!” Young, age 26 (barely), is reportedly … Continue reading Miracle! Provo Bro Asks Date Question About Herself

AAPI Month Credited with Educating 30+ BYU Students on the Existence of Asian-Americans and Pacific Islanders

As the month of May comes to a close, many BYU students are still unaware of the massive percentage of the world that Asians and Pacific Islanders make up. Thanks to May being Asian-American and Pacific Islander Month, though, BYU was able to introduce this concept to over 30 students. BYU, known for its outstanding academic programs and its ability to maintain a safe bubble … Continue reading AAPI Month Credited with Educating 30+ BYU Students on the Existence of Asian-Americans and Pacific Islanders

What Your Favorite Primary Song Says About You

We didn’t all go to primary as kids, but we’ve all heard the songs. Maybe they’re the only songs that one girl in your ward can play on the piano. Maybe your strange roommate blasts music from the Children’s Songbook and Tabernacle Choir at Temple Square at three in the morning. Maybe you went to primary as a kid, or taught primary while attending a … Continue reading What Your Favorite Primary Song Says About You