Advice for Incoming Freshmen from Recent Graduates

It’s the start of a new chapter in your life. You might feel scared, and that’s ok. We are here to help. We have compiled a list of advice from recent graduates about how to find success at Brigham Young University – Provo.    “Whenever possible, pray and bear your testimony in your mission language.” “Never worry about parking. You can park anywhere on campus, … Continue reading Advice for Incoming Freshmen from Recent Graduates

Thousands of Prayers Answered as Studio C Joins Writers Strike

It’s official: BYUtv’s Studio C has decided to join the WGA Writers Strike. With no new sketches for the foreseeable future, experts are projecting that this may finally give clean comedy a chance to heal. The strike has been ongoing since May 2, 2023. While most agree on the importance of the strike’s objectives, audiences have been left anxious about the future of shows such … Continue reading Thousands of Prayers Answered as Studio C Joins Writers Strike

BYU Linguistics Department Launches Dialectology Study to Analyze “Relief Society Voice”

English-speaking members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, especially in Utah, are often accused of possessing a “Utah Accent”. However, women in the Church have an even more distinctive subset of the Utah Accent, known as the “Relief Society Voice”. While many members of the Church can attest to having heard the Relief Society Voice, no research has been done to study … Continue reading BYU Linguistics Department Launches Dialectology Study to Analyze “Relief Society Voice”

First Missionaries Called to Space Following UFO Hearings

Following the bombshell Congressional hearings on UFOs last week, reports have surfaced of prospective missionaries receiving interstellar calls to serve. The first to receive such a commission has been confirmed to be Charley Burningham, of Castle Rock, Colorado. Charley’s bishop, Joshua Brady, was unsurprised by the news. “Charley has always been a unique boy,” said Bishop Brady. “Growing up, his favorite scripture was Facsimile Two … Continue reading First Missionaries Called to Space Following UFO Hearings

“No Gambling” Says University Forcing Students to Gamble

Gambling is illegal in the state of Utah. In fact, it’s one of only six US states to not have a state run lottery. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints officially condemns gambling, going so far as to say in the General Handbook that “The Church is against all gambling of any kind, including lotteries.” President Dallin H. Oaks said that “There can … Continue reading “No Gambling” Says University Forcing Students to Gamble