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Dieter F. Uchtdorf Named People’s Sexiest Man Alive

It’s been almost two decades since Elder Dieter F. Uchtdorf sauntered onto our television screens and began warming our hearts using airplane analogies. We were charmed from the start and we still can’t get enough. His popularity created such a fan frenzy that he graced the pages of Church magazines for years. Now he’s taking home the Sexiest Man Alive crown. “I’m glad it’s happening … Continue reading Dieter F. Uchtdorf Named People’s Sexiest Man Alive

Cameron Frye
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Top 5 Last-Minute Sexy, Modest Halloween Costumes

It can be tough to find a flattering costume that doesn’t compromise your morals. You want to be sexy, but you don’t want to be called a sl*t or a to*l. Here is a list of five white-hot ideas guaranteed to attract attention without making you put too much skin in the game.     Rubik’s Cube Get a box, some construction paper, and a … Continue reading Top 5 Last-Minute Sexy, Modest Halloween Costumes

Cameron Frye
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Provo Woman Finally Accepts She Isn’t Going to Have a Boyfriend for Couple’s Costume This Year

October is one of the most exciting times of year for Utah residents. Pumpkin patches, haunted houses, and house parties alike create many opportunities for socialization and romance. While many in Provo are flourishing amidst these festivities, others are floundering. Taycie Hunter had been collecting couple’s costume ideas in a saved Instagram folder all year. Now, Halloween is a day away and she is only … Continue reading Provo Woman Finally Accepts She Isn’t Going to Have a Boyfriend for Couple’s Costume This Year

Lisa Simpson
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‘Five Nights At Cosmo’s’ Sells Out Opening Night

It’s been a while since we’ve seen Josh Hutcherson on the big screen. Though it’s too early to say, his role as McKay Smith in this weekend’s box office winner Five Nights at Cosmo’s could be his most lucrative move since Bridge to Terabithia. The film has already accrued over triple its budget of 25 million Cougar Cash in just one night. In the soon-to-be horror … Continue reading ‘Five Nights At Cosmo’s’ Sells Out Opening Night

Lisa Simpson
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Lonely Student Buys “Touching Allowed” Haunted House Ticket Just to Feel Something

Contrary to popular belief, there is such thing as taking the Halloween Spirit too far. Attendants and employees of Fear Factory, Utah’s top haunted house destination, were confused and even scared this past Wednesday, when a BYU Student named Zack Conway reportedly tried to take advantage of the “Touching Allowed” ticket. Conway, a returned missionary majoring in Computer Science, was finally kicked out of the … Continue reading Lonely Student Buys “Touching Allowed” Haunted House Ticket Just to Feel Something

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