BYU Yearns For Better Quarterback

BYU football fans gathered outside LaVell Edwards Stadium for a candlelight vigil in memory of the school’s reputation as a top quarterback institution. This comes after a rough week for BYU alumni Jaren Hall (injured) and Zach Wilson (benched mid-game) and after a couple of rough games for the college’s quarterbacks. The starting spot for BYU’s helmsman is still in the air, with the very … Continue reading BYU Yearns For Better Quarterback

White Friday Sale at BYU Dubbed a ‘Bloodbath’

2023 marks the first year of the BYU Store’s “White Friday Sale”. While the sale had little promotional advertising, word-of-mouth alone generated a crowd of white Provo residents nothing short of massive. 50% off items such as chocolate-covered cinnamon bears and Mikarose dresses had Provo residents lining up as early as 4 a.m. As soon as they opened the doors, bystanders say they can only … Continue reading White Friday Sale at BYU Dubbed a ‘Bloodbath’

Terence Fletcher Directs Primary Program

Annie Gaines was in a bind. She is the Primary chorister of the Manhattan 1st Ward, but the bishop and the primary president scheduled the Primary Program for a weekend that Annie was going to be out of town. Luckily, her brother Terrence is also musically inclined. He has a vast background in music including time as an instructor at the local Shaffer Conservatory. Annie … Continue reading Terence Fletcher Directs Primary Program

M. Russell Ballard Becomes Another Apostle in Paradise

Acting President of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles, M. Russell Ballard, sadly passed away on Sunday at the age of 95. After five years apart, M. and his wife, Barbara, were once again reunited—this time in paradise. After a lifetime of service, the Ballards have reportedly made it to Jamaica and enjoyed some alcohol-free, Spirit World spirits. According to a source, they are consuming … Continue reading M. Russell Ballard Becomes Another Apostle in Paradise

New Hymnal Actually Just a Prank

The scheduled 2024 soft launch of new hymns and 2026 release of a new book of sacred music have been revealed to be part of an elaborate “prank.” An anonymous Redditor posted pdfs of emails dating back to 2017 between several Church leaders, usually either originating from or received by Elder Dale G. Renlund, coordinating the prank. The post was accompanied by a simple caption: … Continue reading New Hymnal Actually Just a Prank