5 Signs Your Apartment Ghost is Just a Roommate You Haven’t Met

With the season of eating leaves and hiding from ghouls well underway, assuming a ghost is using all your barbecue sauce is a logical conclusion, but it’s not the only possibility. Keep an eye out for these common symptoms of a reclusive roommate. 1. Your laundry detergent is running suspiciously low Studies have shown that between ghosts and roommates, ghosts are less likely to do … Continue reading 5 Signs Your Apartment Ghost is Just a Roommate You Haven’t Met

“I Love This Team” Says Student Who Started Following BYU Football Today

Mackey McBrackey has been a “die-hard” fan of the BYU Cougars football team–since today. McBrackey is in his third year at BYU, and this is the first year that the team has “met his standards” for fandom. Apparently the previous two seasons were “absolute disasters.” After BYU beat UCF 37-24 to move to 8-0, McBrackey determined that this team was up to snuff. “I would … Continue reading “I Love This Team” Says Student Who Started Following BYU Football Today

Slacker? This Woman Skipped Class to Work on Class

Leave it to midterm season to separate the wheat from the tares. While many have been putting their shoulder to the wheel this past week, others are cutting corners. Namely, Railen Smith. This double major completely blew off her eternal families class this morning to work on her huge philosophy 864R paper that’s due tonight. While Railen has historically been a star student, this disappointing … Continue reading Slacker? This Woman Skipped Class to Work on Class

New Courses to Watch Out For Starting Winter 2025

With class registration opening, we want to make sure our audience is aware of every new class being offered at BYU as of Winter 2025. These will undoubtedly be in high demand, so get there before they fill up!   ECON 112: Economics of DoorDash Credits: 3 Location: HBLL 3712 Course Description: Positive and negative externalities of submitting to all twelve obligatory service fees.   … Continue reading New Courses to Watch Out For Starting Winter 2025

Vegetarians Protest Steak Conference

Every fall, hundreds of stake conferences are held across the country. Typically not much happens, but this weekend has been different. The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) found out about these “steak” conferences and they were not happy. PETA immediately sent out a call to protest every possible conference. Members of PETA pulled out all the stops to protest. “It’s unbelievable that … Continue reading Vegetarians Protest Steak Conference