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Campus, Life

Crowded MARB Hallways Force Emergency Classroom Birth

Students across BYU campus are calling for action after a recent emergency birth occurred in the worst building on campus. Jennica Nielson, a returned missionary of 10 months, was in her “Intro to Motherhood” class at  Thomas L. Martin Building (more infamously known as the MARB), when right at 9:49, her water suddenly broke. Her gasp of surprise, along with the subsequent contractions, however, were … Continue reading Crowded MARB Hallways Force Emergency Classroom Birth

Dr. Doof
Life, News, Provo

Deseret Book Announces Lonely Ghost Collaboration

Deseret Book has officially announced the release of a spiritually centered Lonely Ghost spring collection. Holy Hipsters everywhere are practically foaming at the mouth. All is lonely in Zion! The Christian indie folk of Provo are absolutely thrilled for the Seagull Book x Lonely Gost spring collection.  “This launch is really going to be great for Love, Share, Invite,” says brand representative and ward mission … Continue reading Deseret Book Announces Lonely Ghost Collaboration

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Sports

BYU Football to Play Greendale Community College This Fall

Last week, the Big 12 and BYU announced their football schedule for 2024. However, there has been an adjustment. BYU has switched out Southern Illinois for Greendale Community College for the opener on August 31st. Greendale originally had no opponents for the football season as Dean Craig Pelton forgot to schedule anything. After schools started to release their schedules, Dean Pelton panicked. He immediately started … Continue reading BYU Football to Play Greendale Community College This Fall

Cameron Frye
Featured, Life, News, Uncategorized

FSY Album Snubbed At 2024 Grammy Awards

The 66th Annual Grammy Awards were held tonight in Los Angeles, California. The 2023 For the Strength of Youth Album, I Can Do All Things Through Christ, was anticipated to win big this year, but fans were left disappointed. Album of the year went, for the fourth time, to Taylor Swift for Midnights. “Of course we’re disappointed,” said Nik Day, a seasoned musician who collaborated … Continue reading FSY Album Snubbed At 2024 Grammy Awards

Barbie
Life

BYU Erects Razor Wire Along UVU Border

Saying that he was “fed up” with Utah Valley University students using BYU housing, amenities, and facilities, BYU’s new border czar ordered the erection of razor wire fences on the border of the two school’s territories. Grejg Nunbott, whose official title is “Protector of Cougarland Security,” has affiliated with violent extremist elements in the ROC Board. The wire, erected Monday, cuts through the Wal-Mart on … Continue reading BYU Erects Razor Wire Along UVU Border

Paul Atreides