Chad Brobeck, local muscle man and now mental health proponent, has changed the game for gym bros everywhere as he’s discovered a mindful way to crush the competition. In Brobeck’s own words: “At first I thought that CAPS stood for ‘Cardio and Plank Set.’ Turns out it was a way to get gains for your brains! Instead of pre-workout, I’ve been starting the day off … Continue reading Inspiring: Vasa Bro Sets PRs At Therapy
Beneath BYU’s seemingly benign campus lays an intricate network of tunnels and caverns that have, until now, been undiscovered. (Except for your unemployed friends on Tuesday afternoons, that is.) Indeighyeanna Jensen, a 21 year old who moonlights as a freelance explorer and treasure-hunter, has made a stunning discovery deep under the Wilk, leaving students amazed and inspired. “When I heard about the sword of Laban, … Continue reading Student Discovers Nephite Treasures in Wilk Tunnels
Under normal circumstances, Valentine’s Day is an occasion to celebrate the beauty of romance in all its forms. But after a recent and devastating development, normal circumstances are in short supply. It appears that hopeless romantic Bryson Dyson will once again be spending Valentine’s Day alone after being ghosted by the woman of his dreams on a discussion board for their online freshman writing class. … Continue reading Heartbreaking: Student Left Crestfallen After Being Ghosted on Canvas Discussion Board
Provo resident Taysom Stanton’s Galentine’s Party started at 7pm and ended at 7:20pm. Setting a new record, her party lasted a full 20 minutes before devolving into nothing more than women commiserating about singledom. The short-lived cheer proved that $100 worth of pink decor is no match for a room full of 20 women who can’t remember the last time they’ve been held. “No amount … Continue reading Galentine’s Party Lasts Whole 20 Minutes Before It’s Just Women Spiraling About Singledom
Several weeks ago, some roommates decided to celebrate Palentine’s Day, but they never ended up planning anything. It didn’t matter because they just grabbed some Little Caesars and played some Smash Bros. “It was actually better than we ever intended. I didn’t know McKay was a Pichu main now, so I guess we’re all caught up,” said McKimball Smith. Later they moved onto playing 2K. … Continue reading Palentine’s Day Works Out Great Despite Zero Planning
