Citing the latest buzz in the news over the many reported cases of aircraft collisions and crashes, Elder Dieter F. Uchtdorf has decided to end his retirement from aviation and go on a publicity tour to restore the global confidence in air travel once more. The German aviator, Apostle, and freelance model has long been an outspoken advocate for airplanes and air travel, frequently using … Continue reading Elder Uchtdorf Comes Out of Retirement Amidst Air Incidents

The Provo YSA 147th Stake is honoring their Elders Quorum Presidents (EQPs) this Presidents’ Day. The stake president, Ehren Rojhers, made sure to have people ready to serve all the EQPs all day. They started with breakfast in bed and homemade cards from members of the ward. The rest of the day was filled with many service projects. Rojhers said, “Our guys spend an average … Continue reading Provo Stake Honors EQPs This Presidents’ Day

In what experts are referring to as an “unprecedented catastrophe”, every person currently in a relationship in Provo got engaged over Valentine’s Weekend, leaving the city in a state of romantic chaos. The Provo City Council declared a state of emergency on Friday as the number of proposals skyrocketed. Local YSA bishoprics are also struggling against the sheer weight of the situation. “All temple schedulers … Continue reading Every Couple You Know Gets Engaged Over Valentine’s Weekend