Tag: COVID-19

Sports

Local Man’s Cardboard Cut-out Currently Has a Better Social Life Than Him

When Utah County saw a spike in COVID-19 cases, true BYU fans were worried about one thing. How would they attend football games? Thanks to some ingenuity on the part of the college, fans were given the opportunity to “pack the seats” via lifesize cardboard cutouts.  Local man Stryker Johnson, who hasn’t done anything social outside of his apartment in over 4 months, was the … Continue reading Local Man’s Cardboard Cut-out Currently Has a Better Social Life Than Him

Albert Camus
General Conference, News

President Nelson Can’t See His Friends Because Of You

At the conclusion of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints’ semi-annual General Conference, many of the general authorities departed with sadness in their hearts, knowing that this would be the last time they would see each other in person for the next six months. The words of “God Be with You Till We Meet Again” rang truer for President Nelson than anyone … Continue reading President Nelson Can’t See His Friends Because Of You

Liz Lemon
Campus

Presidents Worthen and Tuminez Continue Show of Solidarity as UVU Adopts BYU Honor Code

After yesterday’s letter from the Presidents of BYU and UVU, the universities have decided to continue to show a united front to students by having UVU begin enforcing the BYU Honor Code among its own students.  The official letter to students stated that they were concerned with “not only your spiritual well-being but also of those in the local community.” It goes on to say … Continue reading Presidents Worthen and Tuminez Continue Show of Solidarity as UVU Adopts BYU Honor Code

Albert Camus
Life

BYU Finally #1 Party School In America!

After decades of sweeping throw-away award categories like “Most Sober” and “Best Value for Best Price”, Brigham Young University has finally received the honor of “#1 Party School” by the Princeton Review. This major upset is most likely due to COVID-19 and the resultant shift to online coursework, though experts would like to remind you that correlation is not causation. Other notorious party schools like … Continue reading BYU Finally #1 Party School In America!

Liz Lemon