BYU Grateful No Fans Present For Ugly Win Over UTSA

As BYU ground out a 27-20 win of UTSA, the lack of fans in the stadium was a welcome circumstance. BYU entered the game as 34 point favorites of the Roadrunners, but could only manage a 7 point win after sloppy play in all phases of the game. “Yeah, it wasn’t the best game we’ve ever played,” said BYU Coach Kalani Sitake. “I’m glad our … Continue reading BYU Grateful No Fans Present For Ugly Win Over UTSA

All Five Students Who Still Come to Campus “very inconvenienced by construction”

Brigham Young University has been undergoing several construction projects this semester, much to the dismay of all 5 students who still attend class in person.  According to a recent census, there are more construction workers than students physically on campus due to more and more classes moving online and numerous construction projects. Allie Lochlan said that she has to “leave early for every class because … Continue reading All Five Students Who Still Come to Campus “very inconvenienced by construction”

Devoted Trump supporters now writing in Elder Gong’s name on presidential ballot

In a recent post on Donald Trump’s Instagram account, the news about the COVID-19 positive test result has sparked a flurry of comments, the majority of them being debates and arguments between the most passionate Instagram users. Several people who were loyal to Trump were apparently swayed by the debate, and expressed their reconsideration for their presidential vote. Several members of the Church of Jesus … Continue reading Devoted Trump supporters now writing in Elder Gong’s name on presidential ballot

Checking in With Kevin: President Worthen Still Not Hospitalized With COVID-19, “Doing Pretty Well”

Following the news that President Donald Trump was hospitalized with COVID-19 last week, national media attention quickly fell upon BYU President Kevin J. Worthen. According to our most recent reports, President Worthen has not been hospitalized with COVID-19 and is doing “pretty well all things considered”. Speculation has arisen that Worthen has taken social distancing and mask wearing seriously, leading to a continued lack of COVID-19 … Continue reading Checking in With Kevin: President Worthen Still Not Hospitalized With COVID-19, “Doing Pretty Well”

LDS Church to Record Laugh Track for Next General Conference

The biannual meeting for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints once again had to be held completely virtually. In a weekend of spiritual enlightenment and uplifting messages the general authorities were upset that their jokes weren’t well received. The First Presidency and the Quorum of the Twelve immediately got to work to remedy this problem. They have officially announced that they will be … Continue reading LDS Church to Record Laugh Track for Next General Conference