BYU Remote Classes Will be Delivered Without the Use of Internet

Brigham Young University has recently announced a variety of online classes for the fall semester, but some professors are standing by their refusal to use technology. Since learning that they would not be able to teach in-person classes, a group of the most esteemed and senior professors have now released plans for remote classes that will not include technological usage. These plans include teaching through … Continue reading BYU Remote Classes Will be Delivered Without the Use of Internet

Recent COVID-19 Spike in Utah Traced Back to Single Sodalicious 

Early speculation attributed spikes in COVID-19 across the nation to protests, Memorial day celebrations, and the economy reopening. However, in Provo and the greater Utah Valley area, contact tracing has lead authorities to a single Sodalicous store.  In an interview with Sodalicous employee Randy Harman, which was conducted from six-feet away, he said that most of the patrons that day were not wearing masks. He … Continue reading Recent COVID-19 Spike in Utah Traced Back to Single Sodalicious 

Confirmed: Elder Holland Released from Hospital After Vaping COVID-19 Sample to Gain Greater Empathy for Virus Victims

Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints went through a rollercoaster of emotions last week as beloved apostle Elder Jeffrey R. Holland was admitted to a Utah hospital and released days later. Although the Church did not explain the reason for the hospitalization in its official statement, sources close to Holland confirm that the apostle fell violently ill after huffing an entire … Continue reading Confirmed: Elder Holland Released from Hospital After Vaping COVID-19 Sample to Gain Greater Empathy for Virus Victims

BYU Announces Hybrid Classes For Fall Semester

After weeks of uncertainty, BYU has made the decision to hold hybrid classes for fall semester. The classes will focus mostly on the 2019 Ford Fusion, as Ford has agreed to sponsor future mechanics in their education. The Nissan Leaf and the Toyota Prius will also be discussed and examined. “I’m so excited about the hybrid classes!” said senior Mike Gerage, “I’ve been so sick … Continue reading BYU Announces Hybrid Classes For Fall Semester

BYU Announces That Masks are Required for Eternity Starting Fall 2020

Kevin J. Worthen announced the much-anticipated outline for the Fall 2020 semester that many students have been anxiously waiting for. To much of the student population’s surprise though, the guidelines that were announced for the upcoming semester were far more strenuous than expected. They announced that masks would be required for eternity. “We have to get used to this new normal. Masks will be required … Continue reading BYU Announces That Masks are Required for Eternity Starting Fall 2020