LDS General Authorities Play Among Us—Call It “Pretty Fun”

On Saturday night members of the Quorum of the Twelve and First Presidency played Among Us as a bonding activity while they are social distancing.  According to sources on the scene, the first few rounds were slow, but once they all got into it, and established that using divine revelation to figure out who the imposter is counts as cheating, the disciples of the Lord … Continue reading LDS General Authorities Play Among Us—Call It “Pretty Fun”

After Speaking on Race in Devotional, Follicly-Challenged Elder Oaks Adds “Bald Lives Matter”

In BYU’s Tuesday Devotional, Elder Oaks covered many topics, including race relations. While speaking about racial tensions in the U.S. Elder Oaks made the bold statement “black lives matter,” and in an equally bold move, used the dictionary to define racism.  Later on in his devotional, many thought that he was repeating the earlier phrase when Oaks said, “bald lives matter.” More questions were raised … Continue reading After Speaking on Race in Devotional, Follicly-Challenged Elder Oaks Adds “Bald Lives Matter”

Lehi freeway contractor compares construction to improving a ‘straight and narrow path’

After recent footage of the never-ending Lehi freeway construction was published, head contractor Larry Green spoke out about the decisions being made in the freeway construction. “With all the confusion in the world,” said Green, “we’re just trying to keep people on the ‘straight and narrow,’ you know?” Green cited the scriptures as his inspiration for his vision of the Lehi freeway, particularly the “Tree … Continue reading Lehi freeway contractor compares construction to improving a ‘straight and narrow path’

Local Relief Society President only thanked by one of the ten COVID-struck members that she ministered to, says, “Were there not ten cleansed? but where are the nine?”

Mckynlee Jensen, Relief Society President in the Provo YSA 182nd ward, spent the last several weeks texting uplifting conference quotes and delivering baked goods to members of her ward in quarantine.  Despite her ministering to nearly a dozen different people, only one of them reached out to thank her after recovering.  She was reportedly “touched” that ward clerk Luke Hatch thanked her personally, but confused … Continue reading Local Relief Society President only thanked by one of the ten COVID-struck members that she ministered to, says, “Were there not ten cleansed? but where are the nine?”

President Nelson Reconsiders Age of Accountability After Great-Grandson, Age 9, Swallows Magnets For Fun

Fresh off the 190th Annual General Conference, an anonymous source from Church Headquarters reports the First Presidency is reevaluating the official age of accountability.  The alleged discussion comes directly after President Nelson acknowledged his great-grandson’s knack of swallowing magnets, which almost landed him in the hospital last weekend.  For years, doctors have warned parents that when ingested, magnets can clasp together and cause severe internal … Continue reading President Nelson Reconsiders Age of Accountability After Great-Grandson, Age 9, Swallows Magnets For Fun