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LDS Church announces 30 New Books of Scripture Including ‘Spin-Offs’ of the Book of Mormon

The church announced 10 “spin-offs” from the Book of Mormon and Doctrine and Covenants, including the Book of Gidgiddoni, the Book of Benjamin, and the Doctrine of Martin Harris.  These books will overlap with the stories that they come from, but also explore the inner lives and adventures of these formerly minor “characters” in core LDS doctrine. Additionally, a remake of The Book of Moses … Continue reading LDS Church announces 30 New Books of Scripture Including ‘Spin-Offs’ of the Book of Mormon

Albert Camus
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Escaped Monolith Apprehended, Safely Returned to Granite Mountain Vaults

The now infamous Utah Desert Monolith has finally been apprehended after its daring escape from the Church of Jesus Christ’s Granite Mountain Vaults last month. Although the monolith had evaded search parties for several weeks, a helicopter crew dispatched by the vaults eventually tracked it down to a remote desert rock formation. “We had it surrounded. Plastered its face all over the news.” says an … Continue reading Escaped Monolith Apprehended, Safely Returned to Granite Mountain Vaults

Warren Dusenberry
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LDS Library App Comes Out With “Wrapped” Feature That Tells Users Which Talks and Scriptures They Viewed the Most in 2020

Inspired by Spotify’s annual “Wrapped” the minds behind the LDS library app have released data to users about their most-viewed words of the prophets. Users of the app were surprised by the extent that they had been diligently studying gospel writings. They were also surprised by some of the works that they spent the most time on. “I mean, I knew it had been a … Continue reading LDS Library App Comes Out With “Wrapped” Feature That Tells Users Which Talks and Scriptures They Viewed the Most in 2020

Albert Camus
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Humiliated Investigator Drops Missionaries After Accidentally Clapping for a Musical Number

People investigating the LDS Church aren’t often aware of sacrament meeting practices and formalities. Those inviting investigators to church should be mindful to explain these formalities, but this was unfortunately not the case for a pair of missionaries in the Provo Riverwood ward. Last Sunday, Elder Miller and Elder Rowan invited local Provo investigator, John Reynolds, to attend a sacrament meeting in line with COVID-19 … Continue reading Humiliated Investigator Drops Missionaries After Accidentally Clapping for a Musical Number

Sue Sylvester
Life

Bishop claims chili cook-off vote was rigged

The Cedar Hills 17th Ward is back at it with more controversy. For Halloween, they held a chili cook-off. In accordance with safety precautions, members lined up in the church parking lot with their pots and gave ward members bowls as they drove through. Those who participated were given the opportunity to vote as they left the parking lot or vote on the ward’s Facebook … Continue reading Bishop claims chili cook-off vote was rigged

Cameron Frye