Provo YSA Relief Societies Announce New Members Must “Rush to Zion”

YSA Relief Societies in Provo will no longer be assigning wards based on members’ addresses and will instead use a screening process similar to sorority recruitment. This process will take place over the span of a week, nicknamed “Rush to Zion Week”. Freshmen will visit with Relief Societies during this time and the week will culminate in a grand reveal of Relief Society Matches on … Continue reading Provo YSA Relief Societies Announce New Members Must “Rush to Zion”

Gospel Library Adds New Narration Voices

Bored of the monotonous Utah accent? Now’s your chance to get a fun, fresh experience while listening to the scriptures. This initiative was started to “persuade youth to pay more attention to the scriptures.” Here are the new voices: Batman a sexy voice that will make you more into scripture study ASMR perfect for falling asleep to Batman attempting ASMR even better for falling asleep … Continue reading Gospel Library Adds New Narration Voices

Church announces new film trilogy about keeping the Sabbath holy

Today, a letter from the First Presidency announced a trilogy of movies that will focus on the Sabbath. The letter was read over pulpits around the world to much confusion. The first film, The Fast and the Testimony, will explain the meanings behind both fasting and bearing testimony. The final act of the movie will actually feature an entire fast and testimony meeting of a small … Continue reading Church announces new film trilogy about keeping the Sabbath holy

Did Brigham Young Accidentally Sleeping in Start Daylight Savings? The True Story Behind the Origin of the Yearly Time Change

Just like your wives and girlfriends, Brigham Young is always right.  Although most people believe that Daylight Savings can be attributed to energy conservation during World War One or farmers being absolute babies and wanting more sleep, there is a true, lesser-known story that argues the tradition earlier. As ancient legend has it, after a long day of trekking through the nothingness that is it … Continue reading Did Brigham Young Accidentally Sleeping in Start Daylight Savings? The True Story Behind the Origin of the Yearly Time Change

Elder Holland Encourages all to “Full Send” in his most recent conference talk.

In an historic turn of events, all fraternity’s prevailing philosophy in life, “Full Sends Only” was confirmed by a servant of a God. Elder Holland shared very inspiring and motivational words in his most recent conference address. He spoke about the importance of “full sends” and how we must devote ourselves to the gospel.  “Full sends are not just for Saturdays with the Boys,” Elder … Continue reading Elder Holland Encourages all to “Full Send” in his most recent conference talk.