In order to reach a new demographic, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints hired Michel Bay to direct a new Mormon Message. They’re not actually called Mormon Messages anymore, but did you actually know that? The inspirational video is set to star Mark Wahlberg, a Catholic, saving a Mormon, played by Kirby Heyborne, from a burning building during a robot invasion while an … Continue reading Michael Bay Directs New Mormon Message Starring Mark Wahlberg

We didn’t all go to primary as kids, but we’ve all heard the songs. Maybe they’re the only songs that one girl in your ward can play on the piano. Maybe your strange roommate blasts music from the Children’s Songbook and Tabernacle Choir at Temple Square at three in the morning. Maybe you went to primary as a kid, or taught primary while attending a … Continue reading What Your Favorite Primary Song Says About You

Hey all you freshman with misplaced horniness, listen up. It’s about time we had the talk. When two people like each other very much – they decide to date each other. Inside of just kissing each other at the Duck Pond late at night and ignoring each other throughout the day, two mature people eventually like each other enough to put labels on their relationship. … Continue reading Church Announces New Second-Hour Option for Boyfriends Who Go To Their Girlfriend’s Ward