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Opinion: The Umbrella Thing Was Very Cool and Based Actually

BYU student John Bell, also known as @thedanitebowieknife on Twitter, shared his thoughts on Color the Campus, and surrounding events that took place yesterday.  “Not that I pay attention to these things, but it feels like wearing clothes with a clear political agenda doesn’t have a place on campus.” he added that “BYU is supposed to be a safe space for members, but stuff like … Continue reading Opinion: The Umbrella Thing Was Very Cool and Based Actually

Albert Camus
Campus

Plandemic: Helaman Halls Coronavirus Outbreak Faked By Freshman Trying to Avoid Call to Relief Society Presidency

Helaman Halls resident Julia Graves, 18, has admitted to faking a case of the novel coronavirus to avoid getting called as Relief Society President in her new ward. As the result of her self-described “small fib,” the entire third floor of David John Hall was quarantined for fourteen days. “As a 5’9” blonde from Mesa who exclusively wears Piper & Scoot, I knew my risk … Continue reading Plandemic: Helaman Halls Coronavirus Outbreak Faked By Freshman Trying to Avoid Call to Relief Society Presidency

Emil Ratburn III
Campus

BYU’s Testing Center Repurposed as COVID Testing Center for Fall Semester

This upcoming semester the testing center will no longer be administering academic tests as it has done since 1982. The building will see radical changes as it converts to accommodate testing the entire student body for coronavirus three times a week for the duration of semester. Results will be given within three days of testing. Late fees will still be given to those that don’t … Continue reading BYU’s Testing Center Repurposed as COVID Testing Center for Fall Semester

Art Vandelay
Campus

BYU Announces Hybrid Classes For Fall Semester

After weeks of uncertainty, BYU has made the decision to hold hybrid classes for fall semester. The classes will focus mostly on the 2019 Ford Fusion, as Ford has agreed to sponsor future mechanics in their education. The Nissan Leaf and the Toyota Prius will also be discussed and examined. “I’m so excited about the hybrid classes!” said senior Mike Gerage, “I’ve been so sick … Continue reading BYU Announces Hybrid Classes For Fall Semester

Liz Lemon