Confusion Arises Regarding Newly Named KWMB

BYU students in the College of Music have rejoiced over the new music building. The horrors of having to play in the decrepit HFAC are now behind them, and the music building will no longer be shared with the art students. It would seem to an outsider that all departmental political strife would have ceased, but for BYU students, this is unfortunately not the case.  … Continue reading Confusion Arises Regarding Newly Named KWMB

BYU Students Enthusiastically Protest the Catholic Church In Honor of “Martin Luther Day”

As the United States of America comes together to fight racism and push for progress in the country, BYU students have mistakenly gone a different direction on Martin Luther King Jr. Day. Students line the streets of Provo and walkways of BYU, raising their fists in support of the legacy of Martin Luther, the 14th-century theologian famous for his 95 Theses against the Catholic church. “I … Continue reading BYU Students Enthusiastically Protest the Catholic Church In Honor of “Martin Luther Day”

Top 5 Campus Couples to Watch Out For This Cuffing Season

As the weather gets colder and the tests get harder, the students of BYU lower their expectations and jump into relationships. Here are the Top 5 types of couples that aren’t afraid of a little bit of PDA at BYU. 5. Tall White Guy with the Short Latina Bonus points if they met on the mission and double bonus points if they’re engaged within two months … Continue reading Top 5 Campus Couples to Watch Out For This Cuffing Season

Russia Declines Trade for Brad Wilcox and a CougarTail for Brittney Griner

When news broke that WNBA Star Brittney Griner had been taken captivate in Russia, hearts across the nation went out to her. But no one has tried to do more than the President of God’s University. President Kevin J. Worthen is an avid lover of the basketball. But somewhat surprisingly, his true love is the WNBA. “I love watching the tall women. They are so … Continue reading Russia Declines Trade for Brad Wilcox and a CougarTail for Brittney Griner

Student Fails All Class After No One Takes Her Surveys

Have you ever been directly responsible for the demise of another person? Most people would confidently think to themselves, “Of course not! I’m a good person”. But if you just thought this and you attend the prestigious Brigham Young University, you would be a big fat liar. And yes, I’m talking to you. Sigmunda Freud was a bright, young Psychology student with strong aspirations of … Continue reading Student Fails All Class After No One Takes Her Surveys