If you’ve ever felt uneasy in the Cougareat food court, it might be from more than just a bad chalupa or an extra spicy Chick-fil-a sandwich. The Cougareat is one of BYU’s iconic landmarks and has a storied and far reaching history, predating the University itself. Thousands of years ago, hunter-gatherers often stopped on this spot to make camp and swap stories. The great warrior … Continue reading The Haunting History of the Cougareat
For decades, it was assumed that no map could be produced of the Jesse Knight Building, but an elite team of local cartographers has just proven otherwise. After spending 13 years within the building’s walls, their work is finally complete. “The biggest discovery is definitely that of the recursive JKB on the third floor,” said team lead Carter Griffin. “It’s a second, identical JKB contained … Continue reading Miracle! Cartographers Produce First Known Map of JKB
Let’s face it—we’ve all been reported to the Honor Code office for shouting obscenities at the ducks in the pond. But what about all the violations that have somehow slipped right past their radar? Karl G. Maeser Everyone’s seen his beautiful bronze beard, but has anyone seen a beautiful bronze beard card to match it? We asked him to show it multiple times and he … Continue reading Blatant Honor Code Violations on Campus
Everyone is familiar with BYU’s classroom building of all time. But how much do you really know about its deeper lore? Our journalists have put their lives on the line to gather this highly classified information about the MARB. The MARB was dedicated on October 5, 1970. Scholars agree that the MARB is definitely there, but no one is sure who put it there. The … Continue reading Spotlight on the MARB
Well folks, the wait is finally over! Give your friend of color a high-five and maybe a kiss on the mouth because racism is officially done for. For years, expert sociologists have been trying to find a solution to discrimination, but some white boy just figured it out for a bit of Monday afternoon fun! The moment math and ethics prodigy Paxton Bright found the … Continue reading BYU Student Solves Racism With Simple Equation
