‘Where Have All My Subjects Gone?’ Crys BYUSA President, Anxiously Gazing From Atop Kimball Tower Throne

At the conclusion of her elaborate coronation ceremony atop Kimball Tower, BYUSA president Sarah Hughford looked out over campus and was distressed to find not a single one of her subjects below. Sources close to the royal family confirm that President Hughford has exploded into a fit of rage. “What is this insolence? How dare they disrespect the crown!” President Hughford cried out to her … Continue reading ‘Where Have All My Subjects Gone?’ Crys BYUSA President, Anxiously Gazing From Atop Kimball Tower Throne

“It’s a Good Thing There’s No Racism at BYU,” Says White Midwestern Student

Recent coverage of police brutality towards black Americans across the nation have left much of the public shocked and outraged. With such perturbing acts of violence­ happening to such a significant portion of the population, some young people are trying to keep their idealism intact by looking to the bright side. “Police brutality is an awful thing,” said Owen McKay, a BYU student from the … Continue reading “It’s a Good Thing There’s No Racism at BYU,” Says White Midwestern Student