Underground BYU Faculty & Staff Gambling Ring Place Bets on When Campus Will Shutdown

BYU has just completed its first week of classes back on campus this week, and there are already reports of confirmed cases within the campus community. This has many worried that school will be pushed back to remote learning only, where students will be unable to attend some of their classes in person. However, the faculty were quick to take advantage of this opportunity to … Continue reading Underground BYU Faculty & Staff Gambling Ring Place Bets on When Campus Will Shutdown

BYU freshman creates ‘photo-printed’ masks to help with freshmen dating

The percent of BYU students getting married during their freshman year has dropped from 87% to 39%, due to social distancing, which has resulted in the recent creation of customized “face” masks. To combat the fear of finishing freshman year still single, several BYU first-year students designed personalized face masks under the company Your True Looks. “The problem was that you might see a guy … Continue reading BYU freshman creates ‘photo-printed’ masks to help with freshmen dating

Utah Jazz Lead Online Temple Prayer Roll Submissions

Last week the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints announced that members could submit names online for the prayer roll at the temple. Today they have released the results of the most submitted names. Leading the way are members of the Utah Jazz and Zach Wilson, the quarterback for BYU’s football team. Many people are asking for prayers for the Jazz in the playoffs. … Continue reading Utah Jazz Lead Online Temple Prayer Roll Submissions

Plandemic: Helaman Halls Coronavirus Outbreak Faked By Freshman Trying to Avoid Call to Relief Society Presidency

Helaman Halls resident Julia Graves, 18, has admitted to faking a case of the novel coronavirus to avoid getting called as Relief Society President in her new ward. As the result of her self-described “small fib,” the entire third floor of David John Hall was quarantined for fourteen days. “As a 5’9” blonde from Mesa who exclusively wears Piper & Scoot, I knew my risk … Continue reading Plandemic: Helaman Halls Coronavirus Outbreak Faked By Freshman Trying to Avoid Call to Relief Society Presidency