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Erm, What the Brighma!? Five Things You’ve Gyatt to Know for Freshman Year at BYU

Campus life can seem scary at first, but with these words of rizzdom, you’ll have no problem gaining all the aura you need and more. Go forth to serve. You’re not in Ohio anymore. If you wanna be the Young Sigma, you have to be constantly mogging everyone else in the room. Any day could be the day that Livvy Dunne shows up to campus, … Continue reading Erm, What the Brighma!? Five Things You’ve Gyatt to Know for Freshman Year at BYU

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5 Tips For Encountering FSY Kids

As temperatures rise, so do sightings of the American FSY Kid (Youthus latterdayensis). Within the last week, Provo has been dubbed a Red Zone for critical FSY kid encounters. Here at the Alternate Universe, we take public safety very seriously, and would invite you to review the following tips for coming face to face with this breed of creature.    Stand Your Ground An FSY … Continue reading 5 Tips For Encountering FSY Kids

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