WILK Chick-Fil-A Kiosk Wins Student Employee of the Year

America is a beautiful place. In this country, you can order shower curtains with your dog’s face on them. People are inserting microchips into their brains. The government is watching us at all times as we willingly teach social media apps how to manipulate us. Some say that technological advancements have done too far. But I would guarantee that these people have never ordered homophobic … Continue reading WILK Chick-Fil-A Kiosk Wins Student Employee of the Year

Chamber of Secret Combinations Open in Abandoned HFAC

Harrison Potsen was in high spirits after the BYU/ Barton Quidditch Match, and returning to his dorm in Heritage Halls with his friends when he reported to hear a voice in his head. As he crossed from the Kimball tower to the Harold B. Lee Library, the voice grew louder, leading him across the campus until he and his friends came to the rubble surrounding … Continue reading Chamber of Secret Combinations Open in Abandoned HFAC

Confusion Arises Regarding Newly Named KWMB

BYU students in the College of Music have rejoiced over the new music building. The horrors of having to play in the decrepit HFAC are now behind them, and the music building will no longer be shared with the art students. It would seem to an outsider that all departmental political strife would have ceased, but for BYU students, this is unfortunately not the case.  … Continue reading Confusion Arises Regarding Newly Named KWMB

Here’s What Provo Residents are Resolving to do in 2023

New year, new you. As January comes into full swing, see how Utah County is committing to grow and change in 2023. Cosmo the Cougar is going vegan. Your roommate who’s never home is finally going to learn your name. BYU’s famous statue family is hoping to travel more. A local little boy promises he will keep his eyes closed for the whole prayer. The … Continue reading Here’s What Provo Residents are Resolving to do in 2023

BYU Proposes ‘Subtle Changes’ to Y Mountain in New Rendering

Have you ever thought Y Mountain looked a bit bland? Like it was missing something? Maybe four gigantic stone carvings of the most influential LDS figures? Well then it seems stupid minds think alike, because BYU has proposed the stone faces of Joseph Smith, Brigham Young, Donny Osmond, and hot Nephi to grace the mountain. Project manager Starling Painthuffer confirmed the proposed plans on November … Continue reading BYU Proposes ‘Subtle Changes’ to Y Mountain in New Rendering