Erm, What the Brighma!? Five Things You’ve Gyatt to Know for Freshman Year at BYU
Campus life can seem scary at first, but with these words of rizzdom, you’ll have no problem gaining all the aura you need and more. Go forth to serve. You’re not in Ohio anymore. If you wanna be the Young Sigma, you have to be constantly mogging everyone else in the room. Any day could be the day that Livvy Dunne shows up to campus, … Continue reading Erm, What the Brighma!? Five Things You’ve Gyatt to Know for Freshman Year at BYU
REPORT: BYU Students More Opinionated About French Fries Than Politics
After the debate between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump last week, our team sent out a group of reporters to gather on-the-ground information about the political scene at Brigham Young University. The data gleaned from these reports illuminates the tension between two factions on campus. “They’re just too salty,” says sophomore Emma McConkson, in response to a question about immigration. “I love the Biggie Bag, … Continue reading REPORT: BYU Students More Opinionated About French Fries Than Politics
Runway Sunday Strikes Again
It is perhaps the most enduring ritual of a Provo YSA ward. Classes are settled in. Hefty callings are inflicted. Then comes the primping, the preening, the peacocking. After all, it is the weekly chance to see your fellow ward members trying to look their best. For years, BYU students have been turning Sundays into runways. Reader, it is a doozy this semester. This morning, … Continue reading Runway Sunday Strikes Again
Student Devours Starving Student Card, Still Starves
In a shocking turn of events this week, a BYU student tragically perished after spending the last money he had on a starving student card that was sold to him in the BYU Bookstore. Sources report that the student, Gerry Hun, 20, of Orem, was on his way to buy some food to satiate his hunger when he was set upon by aggressive card salesmen. … Continue reading Student Devours Starving Student Card, Still Starves
BYU Animation Unveils New “Inside Out” for Utah Audiences
In an ambitious undertaking, the BYU Animation department is currently working on a new film following the runaway success of Pixar’s Inside Out 2. The new movie will be catered to Utah audiences, depicting emotions commonplace among the BYU public. In a recent press release, we were treated to a first look of ten brand-new characters that are sure to delight and entertain critics and … Continue reading BYU Animation Unveils New “Inside Out” for Utah Audiences