Papa Kev is down bad As you have most likely seen by now, recent pictures have been revealed of honor-code abiding Pete Davidson and the most powerful person at BYU, Peggy Worthen, chatting it up court side at a recent BYU basketball game. Whether this is Davidson’s way of beating the admissions process or just another stop on his quest to date every woman in … Continue reading Kevin Worthen Found Alone, Crying Under the Mistletoe
Over the weekend the SNL cast member and BYU President’s wife were seen cozying up at the Creighton game. The former was wearing a trendy gray sweatshirt and glasses, while Worthen was dressed down for the event. Although, she still sported a classy string of pearls. The pair appeared to be enjoying the game despite BYU’s loss. Worthen’s husband, BYU President Kevin Worthen, who has … Continue reading Pete Davidson Seen Courtside With Peggy Worthen at BYU Basketball Game
For many, the season’s first snowfall was a welcome surprise on the last day of classes. From the square, students can be seen building snowmen, making snow angels, and catching snowflakes on the tips of their tongues. While much of campus is a serene winter wonderland, not everyone is enjoying the chillier weather. The Alternate Universe is currently live at an intense scene outside the … Continue reading President Worthen Gets Tongue Stuck on Frozen Pole
One of the main ethical responsibilities of journalism is to serve the public and keep power in check. That’s why when the Alternate Universe team heard the report of a mysterious low ponytail spotted on the scalp of BYU President Kevin Worthen, we had to send a team of our best investigative journalists to find the facts. The plan was simple: one AU journalist would … Continue reading Are We Crazy, or Has President Worthen Always Had This Little Ponytail?
Oh how the turntables… In a recent post on his Tumblr page, President Worthen admits that he has been locked out of his personal BYU account since the start of the semester. The culprit of the heinous crime? Everyone’s favorite security system…Duo Mobile. Duo Mobile, the evil overlord over BYU’s online services, is a two-factor authentication system to protect student’s accounts. It is infamous for … Continue reading Duo Mobile Locks President Worthen Out of BYU Account
