BYU Administrators Disgusted by Conditions at Glenwood Student Detention Center on Campus Border

Amid reports of gross human rights violations, President Worthen and other BYU administrators took a trip to the campus border this week. They were outraged to discover the overcrowded, unsanitary conditions of the Glenwood student detention center, where hundreds of UVU students wait each year, hoping someday to be admitted into BYU. Administrators were given a tour of the student detention facilities by the property … Continue reading BYU Administrators Disgusted by Conditions at Glenwood Student Detention Center on Campus Border

BYU to Make Changes to Honor Code in Response to Student-lead Protests

After hard-working students spent hours organizing events and standing out in unfriendly weather, the BYU administration has finally agreed to makes changes to the Honor Code. “Ok, ok, we’ll do it,” said Dan Johnson, head of the Honor Code Office, at a press conference following the demonstration “I guess we’ll make some changes. We would like to announce that when writing, you will no longer … Continue reading BYU to Make Changes to Honor Code in Response to Student-lead Protests

BREAKING: BYU Announces Changes That Will Help Students Relive the 1950s to Match Standards Set By the Honor Code Office.

Major changes to the campus at Brigham Young University were announced by President Kevin J. Worthen at a press conference this afternoon, following the Saturday morning session of General Conference. “The goal of these changes is to remind students of what we at BYU believe were the Golden Years: the 1950’s. The Honor Code Office is already doing a wonderful job of keeping students’ behavior … Continue reading BREAKING: BYU Announces Changes That Will Help Students Relive the 1950s to Match Standards Set By the Honor Code Office.

BYU Temple Strong Among Conference Rumors

With the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints’ semi-annual General Conference just a few days away, very “credible sources” across the church have been hinting at some of the biggest changes to be announced. The possibility of a BYU Temple continues to stand out as one of the more reliable leaks. Thanks to the speculative social media posts of friends of people who are … Continue reading BYU Temple Strong Among Conference Rumors

Breaking: Cosmo Will Continue Performing Despite Loss of Head

BYU’s beloved mascot Cosmo the Cougar scared football fans for life last Saturday when, mid-flip, the iconic feline’s giant head became completely detached from his body and was horrifyingly launched onto the field. (Warning: graphic content. Video can be watched here.) Down-trodden but not defeated, an upbeat Cosmo appeared at a university press conference Monday and unequivocally affirmed his plans to continue performing this season – … Continue reading Breaking: Cosmo Will Continue Performing Despite Loss of Head