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Campus, Life

New Video Surfaces: Hank Smith Spits on President Worthen During Tuesday’s Devotional

Tuesday afternoon, a shocking video began to circle the internet wherein Hank Smith supposedly spat on President Worthen during Tuesday’s Devotional. While the video is at an odd angle and slightly grainy, students and faculty alike tend to believe that the incident did really occur. Rumors of drama and tension around the incident have been overwhelming. “I heard that Kevin wouldn’t approve Hank’s ‘Mormon Cryptid’ … Continue reading New Video Surfaces: Hank Smith Spits on President Worthen During Tuesday’s Devotional

Sister Michael
Campus, Featured

Lost 116 Pages Found at President Worthen’s Mar-a-Utah-Lake Residence

President Kevithen J. Worthen has been on the top of the FBI most wanted list for some time now. Reports tell the Alternate Universe that President Worthen is so desired by the FBI for his “swag” and “pizzazz”. Recently, the FBI has been looking into President Worthen after receiving a tip that his presidency might have been attained wrongly. “There has never been a man … Continue reading Lost 116 Pages Found at President Worthen’s Mar-a-Utah-Lake Residence

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, Featured, President Worthen

President Worthen Solves Homeless Week by Conjuring Sleeping Bags in Wilk

Homeless week is without a doubt one of the worst parts of being a BYU student. Most summer housing contracts in Provo end a week before fall contracts begin, leaving most students without a place to live for a week. While many students are able to stay with family in the area, students from out of state often find themselves in a tricky situation. President … Continue reading President Worthen Solves Homeless Week by Conjuring Sleeping Bags in Wilk

Carmen Sandeigo
Campus, News, President Worthen

​​Disguised Kevin Worthen Works as Cougareat Employee on New “Undercover Boss” Episode

Ever received a mysterious extra nugget in one of your Cougareat orders? Or maybe your food kind of looked and smelled like there was the touch on an elderly person involved? Did either or both of these occurrences take place during the Fall 2021 Semester? Well if you are nodding your head concerningly- don’t worry! It’s just possible you were served by our very own … Continue reading ​​Disguised Kevin Worthen Works as Cougareat Employee on New “Undercover Boss” Episode

Sue Sylvester
Campus, Featured, News, President Worthen

Kevin Worthen releases diss-track directed at Pete Davidson titled, “Called to Serve (Some Bars)”

As covered in previous articles, Peggy Worthen and Pete Davidson have been spotted multiple times together on campus. This has caused quite a ruckus in the local community that even your grandma is asking who is “Pat and David’s Son.” BYU President and renowned pole-licker Kevin Worthen has finally responded to the rumors of Davidson’s escapades in the only way he knows how – song. … Continue reading Kevin Worthen releases diss-track directed at Pete Davidson titled, “Called to Serve (Some Bars)”

Bobby Zimmeruski