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Sports

Cosmo the Cougar Revealed to Be Man in Costume in Shocking Scandal

BYU’s win over Boise State on Saturday was marred by a startling revelation, as the university admitted for the first time publicly that their beloved mascot, Cosmo, was not a real mountain lion. The announcement took the form of a mid-game recognition of those past charlatans who had dared deceive the public into thinking they were, in fact, a real living cougar. “I’m glad that … Continue reading Cosmo the Cougar Revealed to Be Man in Costume in Shocking Scandal

Donald Cherry
News

Bring Back the Glory Days: BYU Announces Homecoming ‘Spirit Week’

In an effort to engage all students, Brigham Young University announced a change to its yearly Homecoming Week celebrations.  “We were trying to figure out how we can get our students excited about Homecoming.” said a representative from BYUSA, “Then, someone suggested we make college more like high school. After all, who doesn’t love high school? Those were the glory days!” Below is a summary … Continue reading Bring Back the Glory Days: BYU Announces Homecoming ‘Spirit Week’

Titus Wilkerson
Life

RMs Use Campus Shuttle To Recapture Mission Magic

BYU’s shuttle system provides an appreciated service for many students in Provo, allowing them to get to and from home quickly even if they don’t live close to campus. For some students, however, the benefit is more than just practical. “It just brings me back to Warsaw in a way I never thought anything could,” says recently returned missionary Robert Banks. “After leaving Poland three … Continue reading RMs Use Campus Shuttle To Recapture Mission Magic

Donald Cherry
News

Alternate Universe Awarded Pultzer Prize for Ground-Breaking Investigation on The Daily Universe

It was announced that the Alternate Universe will take home the Pultzer Prize for investigative journalism early Friday morning. The Josef Pultzer Prize is the most famous prize in all of journalism. It is the greatest honor in the whole world to win one. The Alternate Universe was awarded the prize following their investigation into the malpractices of The Daily Universe. Their reporting began with … Continue reading Alternate Universe Awarded Pultzer Prize for Ground-Breaking Investigation on The Daily Universe

Liz Lemon