In an effort to improve the schools’ honor and to condemn sinful behaviors, BYU has recently begun a series of radical adjustments to campus buildings and statues to remove references to beards, citing them as evils from a less enlightened time. Among these changes the Heber J. Grant building has been renamed to The Dungeon, the JFSB has been renamed to the Gillette Mach 5 … Continue reading BYU Shaves Maeser Statue, Removes All Campus References to Bearded Men

The most recent piece of art now making its home in the Harris Fine Arts Center, rows and rows of corndogs, is under attack. Last night at 12:47 pm, just after the HFAC had closed, campus security noticed an intruder in the building near the new artwork. The figure was described as wearing a pressed grey suit with a dark blue tie, and a ski … Continue reading HFAC Corn Dog Art Piece Slowly Disappearing, Vigilante Action Suspected by Campus Police

BYU’s vending machines are often the topic of heating arguments. To settle these disputes once and for all, we’ve assembled a definitive list of the ten best vending machines on campus. Number 10: Refrigerated Machine in South End of JFSB Basement Coming in at number 10 on our list is the highly respected refrigerated machine in the JSFB basement. This is the go-to machine for … Continue reading Ranking the Top Ten Vending Machines on Campus