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BYU Announces That Masks are Required for Eternity Starting Fall 2020

Kevin J. Worthen announced the much-anticipated outline for the Fall 2020 semester that many students have been anxiously waiting for. To much of the student population’s surprise though, the guidelines that were announced for the upcoming semester were far more strenuous than expected. They announced that masks would be required for eternity. “We have to get used to this new normal. Masks will be required … Continue reading BYU Announces That Masks are Required for Eternity Starting Fall 2020

Art Vandelay
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BYU Delays Fall Registration To Give Students, Faculty More Time To Binge Avatar: The Last Airbender

An email sent to all BYU students on Monday announced the delay of registration for fall semester classes. The email stated that, since the hit show “Avatar: The Last Airbender” had been recently added to Netflix, no one should be focusing on important things right now. According to University Communications Chair Robert G. Zuko, President Worthen is a big fan of the series, and considers … Continue reading BYU Delays Fall Registration To Give Students, Faculty More Time To Binge Avatar: The Last Airbender

Liz Lemon
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BYU Issues Statement about NCMOs to Help Fight Coronavirus

By James West A new strain of coronavirus has been spreading across East Asia and has appeared in the United States. The Alternate Universe has been listening to the airwaves for a response from BYU. In this week’s letter from President Worthen, BYU has finally issued a statement about the coronavirus. The statement reads as follows: The coronavirus is spread through the mucous glands of … Continue reading BYU Issues Statement about NCMOs to Help Fight Coronavirus

James West
Sports

BYU Football Team Disbanded in Favor of Superior Spikeball Team

Students across campus have been buzzing this week thanks to BYU’s latest announcement: the football team has been disbanded, with the football program set to be pulled from the official athletic lineup in the fall. The intramural spikeball team, which has been formally upgraded to a nationally competitive collegiate team, will take its place. Indeed, spikeball– the most beloved sport in the country– will be … Continue reading BYU Football Team Disbanded in Favor of Superior Spikeball Team

Johnny Swift
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New BYU Devotional Schedule to include Lin-Manuel Miranda, Corbin Bleu

Every Tuesday at 11:05 a.m., students, faculty and staff head to the Marriott Center for the weekly Devotional or Forum address. BYU President Kevin J. Worthen and his wife Peggy kick off the semester and are followed by members of the leadership of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, BYU employees and other “sick af people.” Entertainment assemblies celebrating the talent of BYU … Continue reading New BYU Devotional Schedule to include Lin-Manuel Miranda, Corbin Bleu

Liz Lemon