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BYU Grad Couple Thrilled About Cannon Center Take-Out Option: ‘Those Crank Tots Really Slap’

Brigham Young University has announced the Cannon Center’s take-out option in an effort to continue social distancing as the university re-opens. Starting in September, non-meal plan holders will be able to order take-out from the meal hall alongside students who actually depend on the Cannon Center for their meals. Dozens of families have expressed their excitement and relief regarding the announcement. Mary and Winston Matthews, … Continue reading BYU Grad Couple Thrilled About Cannon Center Take-Out Option: ‘Those Crank Tots Really Slap’

Johnny Swift
Campus

BYU COVID Tracing App to Play Ute Fight Song Whenever Students Get Too Close

In an effort to encourage social distancing, BYU has approved a modification to the “Healthy Together” contract tracing app. According to sources, the app will play the University of Utah fight song whenever students are detected within 6 feet of each other. “We did a little research and figured out that the most effective way to keep students away from each other was to play … Continue reading BYU COVID Tracing App to Play Ute Fight Song Whenever Students Get Too Close

Donald Cherry
Campus, Sports

BYU Announces Online Intramurals For Fall Semester

BYU has announced that fall intramurals will be entirely online. President Kevin Worthen said, “We want our students to work hard and play hard. For many, intramurals are life. While our students may not be able to ball out on the court, they can still ball out in life. ” Intramurals will be held across many platforms with all competitions available for streaming on Twitch … Continue reading BYU Announces Online Intramurals For Fall Semester

Cameron Frye
News

ICE Doubles Down, Announces All College Students to be Deported Due to Online Classes

On July 6th, a new ICE policy came to light that would require all international college students enrolled in exclusively online courses to leave the United States. Today, ICE doubled down and expanded their policy to include all college students, regardless of nationality. “We figured, hey why do all these no-good freeloading college wimps need to be here? They’re doing all their classes online anyways, … Continue reading ICE Doubles Down, Announces All College Students to be Deported Due to Online Classes

Donald Cherry
Campus

Lockdown Marriage Prep, Floral Mask Design Among 20+ New Classes to Be Offered this Fall at BYU

In a recent press release, BYU announced: “In an increasing effort to help our students adjust to this ever-changing world, we have decided to offer over 20 new classes.” New classes will be offered in almost every department. The Marriott School of Business will be holding a seminar series on appropriate Zoom backgrounds. Freshman McKinley Romney is reportedly most excited about taking Ethics of Toilet … Continue reading Lockdown Marriage Prep, Floral Mask Design Among 20+ New Classes to Be Offered this Fall at BYU

Cameron Frye