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BYU Offers Each Student One Free Taco Bell Baja Blast Freeze to Compensate for Canceled Summer Study Abroad Programs

Early last week, BYU International Study released their decision to once again cancel all Summer study abroad programs due to the global COVID-19 pandemic. Unsurprisingly, this announcement has left many students grieved, as they pack away their sombreros and chopsticks for a later day. In response to the low spirits, the International Study Program pulled some strings and came up with their idea of a … Continue reading BYU Offers Each Student One Free Taco Bell Baja Blast Freeze to Compensate for Canceled Summer Study Abroad Programs

Lisa Simpson
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BYU Rejects Federal COVID Funding, Relies on Food Storage Instead

This week Brigham Young University turned down Federal funding aimed at helping universities deal with additional costs due to COVID-19 testing and safety protocols. This move is not surprising for BYU as the university had previously turned down funding last year. BYU representatives expressed their gratitude for the offer, but instead decided to make use of the food storage held in the WILK basement to … Continue reading BYU Rejects Federal COVID Funding, Relies on Food Storage Instead

Donald Cherry
Campus, News

Frozen Head of Brigham Young Discovered in Restricted Section of Harold B. Lee Library

A custodian recently sent shockwaves through the Harold. B. Lee Library when he claimed to have discovered Brigham Young’s frozen head in the building’s restricted section. Caden McCoy is a student at Brigham Young University who started working in the library last week as a custodian. The job was simple: clean the building. However, a part of McCoy’s duties included cleaning the library’s “special collections” … Continue reading Frozen Head of Brigham Young Discovered in Restricted Section of Harold B. Lee Library

Sue Sylvester
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BYU Declares Every Weekday to be Tuesday Followed by Two Sundays

In an unexpected move, Brigham Young University announced that every weekday will now be a Tuesday and that every weekend will consist of two Sundays. “We realized that having more Tuesdays meant having more of what people really attend BYU for, the University Devotionals.” says BYU President Kevin Worthen “Following that up with back-to-back Sundays was a natural move as well.” With the new expectation … Continue reading BYU Declares Every Weekday to be Tuesday Followed by Two Sundays

Donald Cherry
Sports

BYU to Take Custody of Nation’s Aircraft Carriers, Battleships

After several days of heated deliberation, officials in Washington have decided to replace the United States Navy with the BYU football team. This comes on the heels of the 55-3 drubbing BYU dished out on national television on Monday. When asked, Grand Admiral Kevin Worthen seemed optimistic about this development saying ” This is a great opportunity for BYU to expand our control beyond Utah … Continue reading BYU to Take Custody of Nation’s Aircraft Carriers, Battleships

Donald Cherry