Today, Utah declared independence. It is unclear why. There is a list of reasons that the now-sovereign state gave us on their declaration, and it is quite short. The first and only reason is because of Biden’s infrastructure plan–”He has provided an infrastructure plan that will cause there to be way too much construction. We are officially done with construction. We do not care if … Continue reading Utah Declares Independence
Over the weekend, the administration of Brigham Young University came out with a long awaited announcement. After much deliberation and prayer, President Kevin J. Worthen and his advisors have decided to allow BYU students to participate in Greek life starting Fall 2021, with the hopes that these fraternities and sororities will “increase our sense of brotherhood and sisterhood before God”. Straying from traditional Greek centered … Continue reading BYU Finally Allows Greek Life on Campus
What better way to get into the BYU spirit than watching Studio C, the beloved family-friendly sketch comedy show on BYUtv. The original cast included Provo legends Matt Meese (known for portraying the infamous Scott Sterling), Whitney Call (known for being in those Lume Youtube ads), and Jeremy Warner (known for having facial hair). After the show’s ninth season, the original cast left Studio C … Continue reading New Cast of Studio C Revealed to be Original Cast in Disguise
The famous Y-App, used by BYU students for many things, has been updated with a groundbreaking new feature. The app now includes a conversational AI like Alexa, Siri, or the Google Assistant. Students can just say, “Hey Y-App,” and then whatever action they need the app to perform. They can add a class, or order pure happiness from Aloha Plate. They will also be given … Continue reading Y-App adds new conversational AI
Despite the recent decline in value of many cryptocurrencies throughout the world, BYU’s cryptocurrency, KevinKoin, has seen record highs of $0.000000000000001 over the past week. This is largely attributed to the announcement of a complete in-person class schedule this coming fall. This announcement was not only great news for BYU students – but for investors as well. “It’s like investing in Apple in the ’90s … Continue reading Value of KevinKoin, BYU’s Cryptocurrency, Skyrockets as a Complete In-Person Schedule is Announced for Fall 2021
