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Campus, News, President Worthen

Cosmo and Cosma Relationship in Jeopardy After Conflict Over Cosma’s Pet Rock

BYU’s favorite celebrity couple, Cosmo and Cosma cougars, are reportedly going through a rough patch. The couple’s recent issues have been attributed to conflict around Cosma’s new pet rock, Rocco. “You can’t have that cookie, Cosmo, Rocco wants to eat it!” Cosma was heard shouting after Cosmo’s alleged attempt to eat an oatmeal raisin cookie. This is breaking news as, along with the celebrity couple … Continue reading Cosmo and Cosma Relationship in Jeopardy After Conflict Over Cosma’s Pet Rock

Carmen Sandeigo
Campus

BYU announces devotional/forum lineup for winter semester

Every Tuesday at 11:05 a.m., students, faculty and staff head to the Marriott Center for the weekly Devotional or Forum address. Typically, BYU President Kevin J Worthen and his wife Peggy kick off the semester and are followed by members of the leadership of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, BYU employees and other “sick AF people.” Entertainment figures round out the semester … Continue reading BYU announces devotional/forum lineup for winter semester

Cameron Frye
5 Things to Know, Featured, Life

5 Pictures of Cosmo That Will Make You Say, “That’s No Cougar, That’s Jojo Siwa!”

Everyone loves Cosmo, but there is one mystery to this fellow: who is behind the mask? Investigators have speculated and come up with ideas such as Betty White, Kevin J Worthen, and Joseph Smith. Problem is, none of them can dance. We, at The Alternate Universe, have found evidence suggesting that Jojo Siwa is the one who entertains us during halftime, who jumps rope on … Continue reading 5 Pictures of Cosmo That Will Make You Say, “That’s No Cougar, That’s Jojo Siwa!”

Renesmee
Campus, Life

Teacher’s Pet? Cosmo and Kevin Spend Quality Time Together on Unconventional Morning Walk

Webster’s Dictionary defines mascot as “a person, animal, or object adopted by a group as a symbolic figure especially to bring them good luck.” They’re beloved figures- adding a flare of entertainment and personality to any event. And at the end of the day, we can all sleep peacefully knowing Benny the Bull isn’t a real Chicago bull, Chuck E. Cheese isn’t a real gambling … Continue reading Teacher’s Pet? Cosmo and Kevin Spend Quality Time Together on Unconventional Morning Walk

Sue Sylvester
Campus, Featured

BYU Continues Anti-Virgin Stance, Refuses to Officially Recognize BYU Virginity Club

The unofficial BYU virginity club has been around for nearly a year now, but despite over 595 petitioners for official recognition, the so-called “Lord’s University” continues to screw its precious virgins.  “I thought I was finally in a place where it was okay that I was a virgin, but apparently not,” said one BYU Virgin spokesperson. “Administration has made it pretty clear where they stand.” … Continue reading BYU Continues Anti-Virgin Stance, Refuses to Officially Recognize BYU Virginity Club

Albert Camus