Student Finally Finds Parking On Campus After a Grueling 8-Month Long Search

As all current and former BYU students know, parking spots on campus are as hard to come by as a non-thirsty returned missionary. Due to the limited parking spots on campus, some students complain how they have missed classes desperately looking for a place to park. But once you hear this story, you’ll never complain again… “My parents were kind enough to give me my … Continue reading Student Finally Finds Parking On Campus After a Grueling 8-Month Long Search

LeVar Burton to host surprise devotional for Reading Day

LeVar Burton, the longtime host of Reading Rainbow, is set to give a surprise devotional for all students studying on Reading Day. BYU administrators asked Burton to summarize the study guides for every class in a fifteen-hour devotional. The devotional has already begun and will go until midnight in the Marriot Center. Burton opened the devotional with, “Every major matters just as much as the … Continue reading LeVar Burton to host surprise devotional for Reading Day

BREAKING: Election Recount Names a Mint Brownie™ New BYUSA President

On March 3rd, BYU students had the chance to vote for next year’s student association president. After the votes were tallied, Ethan Baker was announced as the 2022-23 BYUSA president, with Brandyn Young as executive vice president. Ever since this announcement, however, a large number of disgruntled students have demanded a recount. The Alternate Universe was able to interview a student protesting outside of the … Continue reading BREAKING: Election Recount Names a Mint Brownie™ New BYUSA President

Petition to Change the Talmage Building Statue Gains Traction among Church Leadership

https://chng.it/nKyNMgG6sC If you have been living under a rock, you may not have heard of the petition to change the Talmage Building’s statue. Nor would you have had you heard of the plans to implement this change. Well, that’s what we’re here for—reporting real news to real people. Here is the petition description, as written by Dya Rhea: “The statue of Po the Panda is … Continue reading Petition to Change the Talmage Building Statue Gains Traction among Church Leadership

In Honor of President’s Day: Four Truths and a Lie About President Nelson

What better way to sustain our church leaders and general authorities than by celebrating the holiday made just for them: President’s day! Faithful church members around the world will be celebrating our beloved prophet, President Nelson, all day today. In honor of this great day, here’s four truths and a lie about President Russell M. Nelson. Russell the Wilderness Explorer from the Pixar movie Up … Continue reading In Honor of President’s Day: Four Truths and a Lie About President Nelson